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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:38 am to 1999
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:38 am to 1999
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most interesting character of Home Alone 1=Jimmy. he is given the task of apprehending Kevin after the little shite jacks a toothbrush from his store.
he really is the all american kid. nicely combed hair, well dressesd, and sweeping up the store like a champ. too bad he can't run down a 9 year old. whats worse is he forces the elderly cop to run down Kevin on the frozen lake.
Jimmy probably went on to raise a perfect family and get a well paying job. not being able to catch McCallister would probably be his only regret.
The way he shouts "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! Shoplifter!!!!" is still odd to me after 26 years and I chuckle every time.
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 11:34 am
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:06 am to JS87
Introduced my 3 year old to these movies. She loves them.
Seriously though, if you pay attention, both of these moves are filled with the worst people on the face of Planet Earth. In HA, outside of Kevin, Old Man Marley, and John Candy, every single character in that movie is a horrible human being.
All of Kevins siblings are terrible. His Uncle and Aunt. His parents. Mom calls the police station? Cops are terrible. The Pizza delivery driver that keeps running over their statue? Terrible. The bitch in the checkout line. The people that own the store that Kevin steals the toothbrush from? How dare he ask a question about a hygiene product. Even that shitty Santa is a terrible human. A goddamned 8 year old just came up alone and told you he wants his family back, and you're just like "Let me give you a Tic Tac."
Seriously though, if you pay attention, both of these moves are filled with the worst people on the face of Planet Earth. In HA, outside of Kevin, Old Man Marley, and John Candy, every single character in that movie is a horrible human being.
All of Kevins siblings are terrible. His Uncle and Aunt. His parents. Mom calls the police station? Cops are terrible. The Pizza delivery driver that keeps running over their statue? Terrible. The bitch in the checkout line. The people that own the store that Kevin steals the toothbrush from? How dare he ask a question about a hygiene product. Even that shitty Santa is a terrible human. A goddamned 8 year old just came up alone and told you he wants his family back, and you're just like "Let me give you a Tic Tac."
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