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Arkansas fan/LSU fan
Posted on 11/25/11 at 2:33 am
Posted on 11/25/11 at 2:33 am
One foggy night, an LSU fan was heading north and an Arkansas fan was driving south. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Arkansas fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!”
Likewise, the LSU fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Arkansas fan walks over to the LSU fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.”
The LSU fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.”
The LSU fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Arkansas, “I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Arkansas fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Arkansas fan hands it back to the LSU fan and says, “Your turn!”
The LSU fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”
The Arkansas fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!”
Likewise, the LSU fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Arkansas fan walks over to the LSU fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.”
The LSU fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.”
The LSU fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Arkansas, “I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Arkansas fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Arkansas fan hands it back to the LSU fan and says, “Your turn!”
The LSU fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”
Posted on 11/25/11 at 2:48 am to IgotKINGfisherSpeed
This post was edited on 11/25/11 at 3:35 am
Posted on 11/25/11 at 3:11 am to FT
quote:
FightinTiger
Why so glum, chum?
Posted on 11/25/11 at 3:12 am to MondayMorningMarch
This post was edited on 11/25/11 at 3:35 am
Posted on 11/25/11 at 3:17 am to FT
quote:
FightinTiger
word to the big guy on campus:
theres other people on the rant that haven't heard the joke
Posted on 11/25/11 at 3:29 am to LSUsportsman225
Bah Humbug FightinTiger
IgotKINGfisherSpeed
IgotKINGfisherSpeed
Posted on 11/25/11 at 3:30 am to LSUsportsman225
You're right, guys. It's not a big deal. Tough week and I haven't slept in a while. It's whatever.
This post was edited on 11/25/11 at 3:34 am
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