re: Most awkward movie viewing experiences with parents

Several years ago I was giving platelets, which is a process that takes a couple of hours. To pass the time, the clinic had a library of movies you could select and watch as once started, you were stuck (literally and figuratively).

I picked the Thomas Crown Affair with Pierce Brosnan and Renee Russo. I didn't know it had a sex scene but sure enough, right when ole Pierce and Renee started humping away; my nurse, a nice gray-haired lady that reminded me of my mother, came over to check my status. Nothing I could do as both arms had needles in them and I couldn't reach the remote. She finished her work but never acknowledged what was on the screen.