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Over analyzing "Heavyweights"

Posted on 5/24/11 at 9:56 am
Posted by foreverLSU
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Posted on 5/24/11 at 9:56 am










Jerry's parents were huge aholes. Why don't they try monitoring his diet at home before shipping him off for the summer? Lazy arse parenting IMO.

Lars was ahead of his time with the "buddy" system in the lake. But did he preassign buddies? What if he blew the whistle and your buddy wasn't near you, or you were in a group of 3 and were the odd man out?

Would one dance to "Love Machine" really make all those girls magically fall in love with the Camp Hope guys?

Nicholas- how in the world do you think Uncle Tony got a Hershey kiss being locked in that cage? And if you are so fat you want a piece of choclate wouldn't you just make him slide it on under the cage door? That kid was actually pretty smart (seen in the Hall of Intelligence during the Apache Relay), but cmon kid... really?!?!

During the Apache Relay, the guy from Camp MVP couldn't name 5 US Vice Presidents. How did he magically get a pass after the Brit destroyed him?

Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid.



I love that this movie was directed by Judd Apatow.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/24/11 at 9:59 am to
wow
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81263 posts
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:04 am to
what kind of baggage did that nurse have to fall for fat ol' career camp counselor?
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:06 am to
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Why don't they try monitoring his diet at home before shipping him off for the summer?
Some cases get so bad, you need to turn it over to a professional. I believe this was the case.
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But did he [Lars] preassign buddies?
No, the Greeks.
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What if he blew the whistle and your buddy wasn't near you, or you were in a group of 3 and were the odd man out?
If your buddy wasn't around, you had better find him. If you were in a group of 3 and not 4, you had already failed the buddy system.
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Would one dance to "Love Machine" really make all those girls magically fall in love with the Camp Hope guys?
Have you ever been on a dance-floor with a chick out of your league when this song comes on? It is a panty-dropper.
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Nicholas- how in the world do you think Uncle Tony got a Hershey kiss being locked in that cage? And if you are so fat you want a piece of choclate wouldn't you just make him slide it on under the cage door?
He was blinded by his lust for all things milk-chocolate to rationally process the probability.
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During the Apache Relay, the guy from Camp MVP couldn't name 5 US Vice Presidents. How did he magically get a pass after the Brit destroyed him?
He got a few hints.
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Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid.
I'm actually stumped on this one.
This post was edited on 5/24/11 at 10:08 am
Posted by skullhawk
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Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:27 am to
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There are so many myths about the abdominal muscles. I’m happy to finally put this one to rest.


Posted by the smoke monster
USA USA USA
Member since Aug 2010
4507 posts
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:35 am to
when Josh got kicked out, why didn't he get his lawyer father to come sue the hell out of Tony for running a Nazi style fat camp


No dinner, no lunch, no breakfast. How's that grab you? Hmmmm?
Posted by TigerTree
Member since Nov 2005
4757 posts
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:40 am to
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Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid


if memory serves me correct, the prior step before the go kart race was the skipping along the trail in which both teams were neck and neck and finished at the same time resulting in both teams starting the go kart race at the same time.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33970 posts
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:41 am to
That movie didn't make me laugh. It just creeped me the frick out especially Ben Stiller's character.
Posted by adammwilson
Carrollton (GA)
Member since Jul 2009
21519 posts
Posted on 5/24/11 at 10:56 am to
love this movie.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/24/11 at 4:31 pm to
Heavyweights is one of my favorite kid movies of all time . Lars cracks me up and Ben Stiller is great as Tony.
Posted by Tino
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Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 5/24/11 at 7:49 pm to
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Also in regards to the Apache Relay, Camp Hope was actually in the lead going into the go kart portion of the race, so why did they take so long to get Jerry up and running? He started at the same time as the Camp MVP kid.


this has always drove me crazy
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