re: Timber question

Here's the plan: get your pops to drop it in the bayou in at Charles community, I'll come down and tow it up the bayou to my house won my kayak, we'll winch it up on land and let it dry out for about 3 months then start carvin it up old school a la Belizair The Cajun with tools from laurel valley.

If you think any part of this is a joke other than the kayak part, you be wrong.