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re: Regarding "The Situation"
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:00 pm to Dobermann
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:00 pm to Dobermann
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The only reason situation was invited was to be a punching bag for the other roasters.
See, I disagree, because they could have ragged him (or anybody else) without him being there.
I think he was there because he's got some of the "now" factor that CC seems to be going for with these roasts (instead of getting funny people who the roastee actually KNOWS and is friends with). That, and, like I said, because his agent is apparently awesome.
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Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:13 pm to Prominentwon
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Was there not a more appropriate reaction to this fricking tool @ Donald Trump's roast?
I didn't see it live, but I couldn't make it past the 90 second mark of the youtube video. It was so awkward it was uncomfortable just to watch. I would have needed to walk out of the room if I had been there.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:14 pm to CocomoLSU
He was terrible but the audience didn't help him. I have seen people bomb on roasts and the fellow roasters always help them out but I guess they don't like him. I haven't seen this mentioned but it looked like he was either drunk or high or both. When you are smashed some of those things sound funnier than they really are. The banging models part sounded like he was making shite up, I didn't even get the punchline if there was one.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:18 pm to Dobermann
He was so terrible they had to cut a lot of his jokes out. This is from TMZ.
Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg:
"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."
More terrible cracks ...
"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "
He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"
Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...
"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"
And it just didn't stop ...
"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."
One last parting shot for Trump:
"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."
The Situation everybody.
Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg:
"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."
More terrible cracks ...
"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "
He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"
Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...
"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"
And it just didn't stop ...
"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."
One last parting shot for Trump:
"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."
The Situation everybody.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:23 pm to Dobermann
Snoop killed it!!
"Check out your hair, your shaved chest, your plucked eyebrows..There use to be a word for guys like you..and that word was GAY!"
"Check out your hair, your shaved chest, your plucked eyebrows..There use to be a word for guys like you..and that word was GAY!"
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:24 pm to TheGrouperFingers
it was terrible, he even left his drink at the podium.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 4:51 pm to LSUSaintsFan86
wow i thought the jokes they left out were actually pretty good. better than the stuff they aired.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 5:43 pm to BlacknGold
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wow i thought the jokes they left out were actually pretty good
any of the roast regulars could have survived with most of those jokes, i've seen worse.
Situation was a target and doomed from the start.
Maybe he should have taken the Gilbert Gottried approach and mask his bad jokes by squinting his eyes and shouting them out in a obnoxiuos monotone voice.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 6:07 pm to Murray
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There was an interview with one of the comedians that was there and he said Situation basically had the "haters gonna hate" attitude afterwards. That means he's too dumb and not self-aware to learn anything from that disaster.
What was he supposed to learn, exactly? Seems like a pretty healthy attitude to have about it. Actually it seems like the most healthy attitude to have.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 6:11 pm to Hot Carl
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What was he supposed to learn, exactly?
That he's not the baddest man on the planet. I'm sure wherever he goes idiot girls, douchey guys, and teenagers tell him how awesome and cool he is. He probably thought/thinks that he's one of the most popular people in the country, when in fact he's a total loser. He needs to learn some humility.
This post was edited on 3/16/11 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 3/16/11 at 6:12 pm to Dobermann
I love the look the Jeselneck guy gives the Snitch after his joke about him. Snitch says he banged 5 super models on a pile of money that week, and Jeselneck looks at him and just shrugs, as if to say, "okay"....."and your point is"??
Posted on 3/16/11 at 6:20 pm to WG_Dawg
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Not he's not the baddest man on the planet. I'm sure wherever he goes idiot girls, douchey guys, and teenagers tell him how awesome and cool he is. He probably thought/thinks that he's one of the most popular people in the country, when in fact he's a total loser. He needs to learn some humility.
:hatersgonnahate:
Posted on 3/16/11 at 6:24 pm to Hot Carl
Am I also a hater if I can't stand Paul Pierce? I'm not saying he's not rich and successful, but I can't stand the guy. I don't see how me pointing out that a complete tool thinking he's bad to the bone (how can you dispute that he carries himself that way) makes me a hater.
Posted on 3/16/11 at 6:27 pm to WG_Dawg
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I don't see how me pointing out that a complete tool thinking he's bad to the bone (how can you dispute that he carries himself that way)
I think that's just part of his schtick. I don't think he's completely clueless. I think he knows he's the butt of the joke, I just think he's fine with it and doesn't too much care. He's getting paid, is famous, fricking hot girls, etc...having the time of his life. He may be a huge douche, but he's no loser by any means.
Posted on 3/19/11 at 3:54 pm to Hot Carl
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