re: Aggie Jokes

this aggie took his longtime girlfriend on a date one night and after he drove her home and was kissing her, he couldn't take it anymore and asked her to go all the way. she responded with "i told you no and that we were gonna wait til marriage". so, the aggie decided that he couldn't wait any longer and he was going to pleasure himself on the way home by parking his truck in the middle of the road, closing his eyes, getting underneath the truck and finishing his business. if anyone would discover him, he would simply say that he was fixing his transmission.

so, he parked his truck, closed his eyes, and crawled underneath truck and started. well, a stranger noticed him and asked "hey man, what the hell are you doing?"

aggie said, "i'm working on my transmission." the stranger replied, "whenever you finish working on your transmission, you'd better fix your fricking brakes cause your truck is rolling down the hill."