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re: vs. Texas A&M stories. Tell em if you got em
Posted on 12/3/10 at 9:20 am to Sternocleidomastoid
Posted on 12/3/10 at 9:20 am to Sternocleidomastoid
Once got a ticket for indecent exposure (urinating in public) in College Station during the bonfire before the Texas game. One of the campus policemen was mounted (yes, it took more than one to write me up). While they were writing the ticket, the horse began to urinate. I wrote a letter to the judge arguing I was higher on the evolutionary ladder than the horse. If the horse could urinate in public, why not I? The fine was reduced to next to nothing and the offense wiped from my record. My screen name is in honor of that judge.
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 9:29 am to JudgeBoyett
great one.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 9:54 am to JudgeBoyett
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Once got a ticket for indecent exposure (urinating in public) in College Station during the bonfire before the Texas game. One of the campus policemen was mounted (yes, it took more than one to write me up). While they were writing the ticket, the horse began to urinate. I wrote a letter to the judge arguing I was higher on the evolutionary ladder than the horse. If the horse could urinate in public, why not I? The fine was reduced to next to nothing and the offense wiped from my record. My screen name is in honor of that judge.
LOL, Judge Boyett... a fricking legend in College Station, some in good ways, some ways not.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 10:18 am to JudgeBoyett
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The fine was reduced to next to nothing and the offense wiped from my record. My screen name is in honor of that judge.
Holy crap!
There are a lot of interesting Judge Boyett stories out there, but that's the only one I've heard that's kind of positive. My only experience with his court was a minor traffic violation (kampus keystone lied about me running a stop sign), so I never had to go before him but the stories abound.
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 10:19 am
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