re: What is Crowton's contract situation?

We should have bought him a separate ticket to Utah immediately after the game and told him that we'd ship his shite to him at no cost. Go back to his office, light his playbook on fire, take a picture of it, and mail it to him. Insert "This is the closest you've come to lighting our offense on fire all year. P.S. You're fired." on the picture and mail it to him with his buyout check.

Two weeks later Alleva should send Crowton the picture he took of him wiping his arse with the buyout check.


Any other questions about how I feel about Crowton?