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Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:11 pm
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4249 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:11 pm
I know I'll get ripped for not being on the TV board, but what are some of your favorite Kenny Powers quotes?

Your fricking out!
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:17 pm to
"Will you shut up? I didn't come to Mexico just to frick prostitutes and get drunk...well I came here for that but I came for other stuff too."
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:17 pm to
Im bout to frick you up wit some truth!
Posted by AchillesTiger
Member since Sep 2010
326 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:19 pm to
The butthole of america
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:20 pm to
"He's with me. Don't bust balls."
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10666 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:21 pm to
AND NO I WILL NOT STOP SCREAMING, BECAUSE THAT MEANS I LOST THE ARGUMENT!!!!!!
Posted by CHEEEEESE
Pres. of the Mike Lowery Fan Club
Member since May 2006
10476 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:21 pm to
Listen here you beautiful bitch I'm about to frick you up with some truth.

Posted by TiGeRTeRRoR
Member since Nov 2003
19886 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:21 pm to
"The wild landscape became my mistress. The women, my cum caves."
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4249 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:22 pm to
"The wild landscape became my mistress, the women; my cum caves"

terror beat me to it
This post was edited on 10/12/10 at 10:24 pm
Posted by nevernorthofgov
Member since Sep 2010
1161 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:24 pm to
Honey, I love you...I think you're a terrific girl — but you got clothes like a frickin' dickhead
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23697 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:25 pm to
Kenny, What do you think of New York?


You mean Jew York? It's fricking great.
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4249 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 10:25 pm to
"Yeah, I hurt myself... I hurt my nose"
This post was edited on 10/12/10 at 10:28 pm
Posted by jmcamz2899
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2009
883 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:04 pm to
I don’t mean to break up the fun here, but I just saw two boys RAPING a sixth grader… just kidding.”
Posted by miledawg
athens ga
Member since Sep 2005
2123 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:09 pm to
and montel can kiss my arse cause those charges were dropped.

i'm talking bout a real job, not fricking teaching kids.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:10 pm to
You wanna fight? You do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school, surrounded by books.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46124 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:11 pm to
How have u not said this one yet!!!

"theres no I in team, but there is a U in c*nt"


dont know if i can say that word on TD but when i heard that i had to pause it because i was laughing so hard
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:11 pm to
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than frick. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my arse and suck my dick. Everyone.






Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46124 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

I'm the man who can throw it faster than frick.


Posted by cfish140
BR
Member since Aug 2007
8790 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:15 pm to
"my coach told me to lift weights and i told'em i dont wanna lift that shite, it's heavy, why would i lift weights when i got an arm that can throw 100 miles an hour"

or something along those lines
Posted by ToiletSeatThinker
Member since Oct 2010
3 posts
Posted on 10/12/10 at 11:20 pm to
“I play real sports. I’m not trying to be the best at exercising.”
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