I's Very Smarts - Facts and Fiction from a WVU Fan

Hello Tiger Fans! Thank you for allowing me to enter the The Tiger Nation.. I must say, i have been reading some posts and have caught myself laughing out loud. I would like to edumucate ya'll about my beloved Ears (i know you didnt ask for it so i appreciate the courtesy).
Full disclosure: I have a full set of former tobacco chewed teeth, well almost (WV's didnt invent the TOOTHBRUSH, for our 1 tooth), i have had impure thoughts about my cousin - but NEVER acted upon them. I like moonshine, my junior high coach said i had/have talent, and Contrary to many opinions, sheep dont always Bahhhaaaaa when they are enjoying the view of the valley.

I digress, lets talk football...

Head Coach to Head C. - who wins this high power Brain trust? Tough call i must say, i think this is a coin flip.. I would like to view Coach Miles "Michigan Man" diploma, as he looks about as dumb as a bag of hammers at times..
As for our braintrust? Well, there are rumors that Coach Stew was the 1st to achieve a "higher education" from Hooked on Phonics w/ an MBA in Cliche and Google quotes.
Intangle winner - NO ONE!
I do like Coach Stew, but he drives me mad.
As they say, Players - well play, and Coaches well, coach.. On to the field..I would ask if the good folk in Tiger Nation would be willing to grade your own as i am not expert..

WVU: Our Coach, who likes to say "WVU Football is POWER FOOTBALL!" Feel the tremors in Baton Rouge? Problem is our Power football feature 3 legal midgets. Go Coach Stew! Now that is not a knock against them, its a knock on our branding. I will say, those little midgets can run there arse off if given space.
BUT, those little midgets need an offensive line to push em back... WVU's offensive line GRADE : C -. i encourage you all if you have the time to look back at our Sugar bowl victory against GA.. It was a thing of beauty, but the beauty has been lacking the past 3 yrs and our Fatties on the Front lines have look like they are trying to Toss a Cows arse after the snap (this sounds like a wet dream for David Pollack)
Intangible: LSU D - Line

QB: I will say, this kid has some big time talent. If our O-line isnt "tossing salad" then there is no doubt we move the chains in a new balanced attack featuring the midgets.
QB Intanglible: coin toss, its asking alot for a QB w/ 3 starts to his name to make some noise in Death Valley - BUT, he has ice in his veins. To be decided on the field i say
DEVINE! Ok, here is my take, this guy is great, and he has a fam in WVU nation ALWAYS.. He can make you look stupid quick, however, he can ALSO kill a drive when he goes retro and shows his breakdancing skills for a loss of 10.
Running Back Intangible: I still side w/ the midget..
Finally, the Defense: I will say, our D has looked stellar EXCEPT for 4 Plays this year. We have had 4 - 3 were passing HUGE plays go against. We got another blow here when our best DB decided to sip the sauce and have a drive.
Intangible: LSU, you bread em fast down there..

Final confession, i live in Fl. I have for the past 15 yrs sat EVERY Sat by one of my deerest friends who is a LSU fan. We have cried together, we have nearly spooned each other, and we have watched BOTH teams every Sat. I sure could have used his "HAND" after our Pitt loss.. I have turned into a closet LSU fan, and he has turned into a WVU Fan. Not sucking up here but i am in Gator Country and i think they are the most DUESCH fans alive, so much as they give me a rash to listen to them. I hated them before they rolled us in the Sugar bowl in 94.

Lastly: Myths and my opinion

I hate the Big East, its great for BB. There is no doubt we fit well w/ the SEC. It couldnt happen faster for many of us. I think we have the talent to BEAT anyone in the SEC, just NOT week end and week out currently.

WVU is a great experience.. With great people. Most of us were pissed when some of the Aurburn folks were treated disrespectfully. I can assure you that is not a native of WV. I can pretty much assure you it was a group of NJ shore guidos, well being NJ guidos. It happens sadly. We suffer a bit of the teased fat kid syndrome with a chip on our shoulder at times where our perspectives are a little out of whack but our intentions are good. We have been playing footbal along time but not always has it been successful, so some Guido Fans who dont know what to say go to the "well, well, i F_ckd your Mother joke stuff" which was funny back in the Fat Boy days.

I thank you for the time and the venue! I can honestly say that i think the best team will win this game whomever that may be. I think we are capable but nobody should go under the lights in Death Valley and steal a win. The same for us.

I think you are a classy group and hope you ALL can make next yr to Morgantown for the game.

Best of luck to you all! Be Safe