Hey guys how hard will it be to sneak in our cowbells?)

please don't

How hard has it been for us to beat y'all the past ten years? Not very hard at all. Thanks for askin

uhh last year was pretty tough IMO....
Hopefully we win in a more convincing fashion tomorrow night!!!

I know one way you can sneak it in. You can stick it up your arse

btw, your bitch bells are only legal for home games, not elsewhere.

If a state fan rings one if those annoying as frick things anywhere within earshot of me he will get hit in the face.

yeah, enter there and pass on by the student section while youre at it.

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the north endzone event staff have been given specific instruction not to obstruct the MSU fans from bringing their cowbells into Tiger Stadium so feel free.

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Please elaborate on this. The MSU seating area is in the south endzone. What's with all this north endzone stuff where the LSU students are? I am legitimately asking.

pic caption-Coach Sherrill being carried off very gently after his final game.

Your all-time great Head Coach Sherill was facing the NCAA death penalty, and he knew it(something about bull castration..but let's not go there).

None of those Bulldogs had any illusions about ever leaving that Tigerstadium alive, let alone winning the game. So three days before the Tigers took the ballgame, your Coach Jackie asked a gunner on the punt team, a kid named Winocki, a freshman he had never played before in his life, to deliver to the next HC, who he had never seen in the flesh, his maroon cowbell. Three weeks later, your Coach Sherrill was let go. But Winocki kept his word. After the season was over, he paid a visit to your new HC Croom, delivering to your infant HC, his maroon cowbell. This cowbell. This cowbell was in your Coach Sherill's @ss when he was shot down by the NCAA. He was canned and put in a NCAA prison camp.

He knew if the gestapo bastards ever saw the cowbell that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your MSU Fanbase looked at it, this cowbell was your birthright. They'd be damned if any NCAA yankees were gonna put their greedy hands on this Bulldog birthright. So they hid it in the one place they knew they could hide something. Jackie's arse. Thirteen long years, he wore this cowbell up his arse. Then he died of dysentery, he'd now gave Croom the cowbell. Sly hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up his arse for five years. Then, after after two years, Mullen was sent to the Starkvegas ER saying he couldn't take it much longer..this prostatically challenging MSU Football Program.

And now, little man, after all those great Bulldog HC sacrifices, you wish to foolishly risk LSU-PD confiscating the MSU 'silver chalice'..you wish to sneak the maroon cowbell into Tigerstadium..

Tisk tisk...Emory Bellard is somewhere asking "what in the holy colonoscopy are you thinking young man"?