re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...

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Be a Pirate or a Samurai?

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-All Samurai are bad arse. There are shitty pirates who sail around on those POS ships, sleeping with 30 dudes in a crowded room filled bunk beds every night, and the captain keeps all the treasure. People are focused on the good aspects of being a pirate, yet you have to fricking slave on a boat all day for the peg leg bitch, whos sitting in his damn office and making it rain on skanks with gold coins.

Once I'm a Samurai I will just do what I want anyway, nobody would dare frick with me and my enormous sword (see what i did there)

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Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?

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-Im a fricking Samurai, why would I be worried about either of these. I would choose the Panda, and eventually force into submission. Once he respects my authority, I will then make him my pet.

"Hows about we go back to my place"
--"Oh I dont know Im not that type of girl"
"Well I just wanted to see if you wanted to come check out my awesome pet panda, hes a sweetheart"
*panties drop*

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Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex

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-Ugly wife great sex. Again Im a Samurai so I am sneaky as hell, I will just cheat on the ugly wife who is servicing me whenever I please. I have 0 chance of being caught as I am so elusive.

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Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?

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Im not taking this question seriously..