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Big XII Conference Call
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:46 pm
Just received this from an Aggie.
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- Texas: "We aren't happy. Let's explore other options."
- Colorado & Nebraska: "Crap. Texas is leaving; we'd better bolt!"
- Pac 10: "We'll take you Texas along with the rest of the Big 12 South except Baylor."
- Texas: "Sounds great Pac-10. Hang on a second while I round up the others."
- OU, OSU, Tech: "Whatever you say boss! We will follow!"
- A&M: "Pac-10 sounds interesting. But we are going to explore all options and then make a decision."
- Texas: "Uh, hang on Pac-10 we're going to need a few more minutes. (whispering loudly) Come on Aggies we are waiting!
- A&M: "Well you are going to have to wait longer. We'll make a decision when we're damn good and ready."
- Texas (internally): "Holy crap what do the Aggies think they are doing? Did they not hear us?? This isn't good. We can't allow this. How can we put pressure on them and make them look like the bad guys?"
- Pac-10 (impatient): "What's the hold up Texas?"
- Texas: "Uh, well, you see, we've decided that maybe keeping the rest of the Big 12 together isn't such a bad idea. After all, we are all about tradition. Oh Aggies, are you in? Or are you going to cause the destruction of the Big 12?"
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- Texas: "We aren't happy. Let's explore other options."
- Colorado & Nebraska: "Crap. Texas is leaving; we'd better bolt!"
- Pac 10: "We'll take you Texas along with the rest of the Big 12 South except Baylor."
- Texas: "Sounds great Pac-10. Hang on a second while I round up the others."
- OU, OSU, Tech: "Whatever you say boss! We will follow!"
- A&M: "Pac-10 sounds interesting. But we are going to explore all options and then make a decision."
- Texas: "Uh, hang on Pac-10 we're going to need a few more minutes. (whispering loudly) Come on Aggies we are waiting!
- A&M: "Well you are going to have to wait longer. We'll make a decision when we're damn good and ready."
- Texas (internally): "Holy crap what do the Aggies think they are doing? Did they not hear us?? This isn't good. We can't allow this. How can we put pressure on them and make them look like the bad guys?"
- Pac-10 (impatient): "What's the hold up Texas?"
- Texas: "Uh, well, you see, we've decided that maybe keeping the rest of the Big 12 together isn't such a bad idea. After all, we are all about tradition. Oh Aggies, are you in? Or are you going to cause the destruction of the Big 12?"
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Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:46 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Bull freakin Shite, provide a link or GTFO
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:47 pm to RhodeIslandRed
sums it up perfectly. As bad as having a Big East meeting and asking who's not leaving
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:47 pm to Patch
was funnier the first time it was posted
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:47 pm to Patch
quote:
Bull freakin Shite, provide a link or GTFO
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:48 pm to RhodeIslandRed
quote:Seems pretty accurate to me
Just received this from an Aggie.
**********
- Texas: "We aren't happy. Let's explore other options."
- Colorado & Nebraska: "Crap. Texas is leaving; we'd better bolt!"
- Pac 10: "We'll take you Texas along with the rest of the Big 12 South except Baylor."
- Texas: "Sounds great Pac-10. Hang on a second while I round up the others."
- OU, OSU, Tech: "Whatever you say boss! We will follow!"
- A&M: "Pac-10 sounds interesting. But we are going to explore all options and then make a decision."
- Texas: "Uh, hang on Pac-10 we're going to need a few more minutes. (whispering loudly) Come on Aggies we are waiting!
- A&M: "Well you are going to have to wait longer. We'll make a decision when we're damn good and ready."
- Texas (internally): "Holy crap what do the Aggies think they are doing? Did they not hear us?? This isn't good. We can't allow this. How can we put pressure on them and make them look like the bad guys?"
- Pac-10 (impatient): "What's the hold up Texas?"
- Texas: "Uh, well, you see, we've decided that maybe keeping the rest of the Big 12 together isn't such a bad idea. After all, we are all about tradition. Oh Aggies, are you in? Or are you going to cause the destruction of the Big 12?"
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:49 pm to Patch
Youre a fricking moron
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:49 pm to Patch
quote:
Bull freakin Shite, provide a link or GTFO
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:49 pm to MJM
quote:
was funnier the first time it was posted
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:50 pm to RhodeIslandRed
Do you have a German translation?
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:51 pm to Patch
quote:
Bull freakin Shite, provide a link or GTFO
Posted on 6/14/10 at 3:54 pm to RhodeIslandRed
quote:
- Texas: "We aren't happy. Let's explore other options."
- Colorado & Nebraska: "Crap. Texas is leaving; we'd better bolt!"
- Pac 10: "We'll take you Texas along with the rest of the Big 12 South except Baylor."
- Texas: "Sounds great Pac-10. Hang on a second while I round up the others."
- OU, OSU, Tech: "Whatever you say boss! We will follow!"
- A&M: "Pac-10 sounds interesting. But we are going to explore all options and then make a decision."
- Texas: "Uh, hang on Pac-10 we're going to need a few more minutes. (whispering loudly) Come on Aggies we are waiting!
- A&M: "Well you are going to have to wait longer. We'll make a decision when we're damn good and ready."
- Texas (internally): "Holy crap what do the Aggies think they are doing? Did they not hear us?? This isn't good. We can't allow this. How can we put pressure on them and make them look like the bad guys?"
- Pac-10 (impatient): "What's the hold up Texas?"
- Texas: "Uh, well, you see, we've decided that maybe keeping the rest of the Big 12 together isn't such a bad idea. After all, we are all about tradition. Oh Aggies, are you in? Or are you going to cause the destruction of the Big 12?"
sounds about rightPosted on 6/14/10 at 4:20 pm to LSUAlum2001
quote:
Do you have a German translation?
"- Texas: \"Wir sind nicht glücklich. Lassen Sie uns andere Optionen.\"\r\n- Colorado \x26 Nebraska: \"Crap. Texas verlässt; wir lieber Bolzen!\"\r\n- Pac 10: \"Wir nehmen Sie Texas zusammen mit dem Rest der Big 12 South Baylor Ausnahme.\"\r\n- Texas: \"Klingt gut Pac-10. Hang auf einer zweiten, während ich den anderen um.\"\r\n- OU, OSU, Tech: \"Was immer du sagst Boss! Wir folgen!\""
"- A&M: \"Pac-10 klingt interessant. Aber wir werden alle Möglichkeiten zu erkunden und dann eine Entscheidung treffen.\"\r\n- Texas: \"Uh, auf Pac-10 hängen, werden wir noch ein paar Minuten brauchen. (Flüsternd laut): Come on Aggies wir warten!\r\n- A&M: \"Nun sind Sie gehen zu müssen, länger zu warten. Wir werden eine Entscheidung treffen, wenn wir verdammt gut und bereit sind.\"\r\n- Texas (intern): \"Heilige Scheiße, was die Aggies denke, sie tun? Haben sie uns nicht hören? Das ist nicht gut. Wir können nicht zulassen. Wie können wir Druck auf sie und machen sie aussehen die bösen Jungs? \"\r\n- Pac-10 (ungeduldig): \"Was halten Texas?\"\r\n- Texas: \"Äh, na ja, Sie sehen, haben wir beschlossen, dass vielleicht halten den Rest der Big 12 zusammen ist nicht so eine schlechte Idee. Denn wir alle sind über die Tradition. Aggies Oh, du bist in? Oder gehst du auf die Zerstörung der Ursache der Big 12? \""
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