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Ok Aggies, this is how it goes....
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:28 pm
IF your powerful people happen to sign the dotted line and accept a SEC invitation to play in the most powerful conference in the country:
You will immediately come out from under that dark cloud known as Texas University in Austin.
This will liberate you from ever having to even think about conducting a conversation with those asswipes again. You will no longer be, as they would claim, their ugly stepsister. Keep in mind, TU is the only one that feels that way. You will not be treated that way in the SEC. In the SEC, you will be treated and respected as an adult. You will become a member of a conference full of PRIDE. There may be wrestling matches between the members, yet it is still a family. We chant SEC SEC SEC....
It is time that you break away from the "family."
Those that look at you and think that you arent strong enough to stand tall and stand proud. You will follow them no matter how you feel, they know that you will follow....after all, you have done it decades after decades....
You have an invitation to join the most powerful conference in the country. You have a commissioner who is on your turf as we type. KNOWING your deficit of 16 mil bucks....all he is asking is "would you like to join us?" Don't pass up this chance, because if you do, it will probably never come again. Now is the time for you to tell the rest who think that they own you
to go to hell. You will have the most powerful conference in the country looking out for you. It doesn't get any better than being in the SEC.
You are an adult, aTm. You are old enough to make your own decisions....so do it. We are a conference full of passion. We are a conference full of strength. We are a conference full of pride. We are a conference full of fun. WE ARE THE SEC!
You will immediately come out from under that dark cloud known as Texas University in Austin.
This will liberate you from ever having to even think about conducting a conversation with those asswipes again. You will no longer be, as they would claim, their ugly stepsister. Keep in mind, TU is the only one that feels that way. You will not be treated that way in the SEC. In the SEC, you will be treated and respected as an adult. You will become a member of a conference full of PRIDE. There may be wrestling matches between the members, yet it is still a family. We chant SEC SEC SEC....
It is time that you break away from the "family."
Those that look at you and think that you arent strong enough to stand tall and stand proud. You will follow them no matter how you feel, they know that you will follow....after all, you have done it decades after decades....
You have an invitation to join the most powerful conference in the country. You have a commissioner who is on your turf as we type. KNOWING your deficit of 16 mil bucks....all he is asking is "would you like to join us?" Don't pass up this chance, because if you do, it will probably never come again. Now is the time for you to tell the rest who think that they own you
to go to hell. You will have the most powerful conference in the country looking out for you. It doesn't get any better than being in the SEC.
You are an adult, aTm. You are old enough to make your own decisions....so do it. We are a conference full of passion. We are a conference full of strength. We are a conference full of pride. We are a conference full of fun. WE ARE THE SEC!
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:32 pm to Daigeaux
I feel like I should turn on some E.S. Posthumus while I'm reading this.
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:36 pm to tuck
How about some Rammer Jammer for our newest member?
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:41 pm to Daigeaux
SEC!
Dah dah dah dah!!!
SEC
Welcome aTm!

Dah dah dah dah!!!
SEC
Welcome aTm!
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:48 pm to genuineLSUtiger
quote:
How about some Rammer Jammer for our newest member?
or some hotty toddy...or war eagle... or rocky top...or pig sooooooie or...some....GEAUX TIGERS!
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:53 pm to CavalryAg07
How about a good ole piss bomb
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:57 pm to memphisplaya
depends......what would u be putting in that bomb?
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:58 pm to Daigeaux
quote:
or some hotty toddy...or war eagle... or rocky top...or pig sooooooie or...some....GEAUX TIGERS!
Well, the Aggie fans might as well get use to it because they will be hearing them for years to come!
However, the bottom line is that in the SEC we push each others buttons from time to time (what family doesn't mess with their siblings), but the difference in the SEC and the old SWC and the Big 12 is that while we pick on each other when an SEC is playing a team from another conference we are rooting for the SEC team, because in the end they are part of our family!
Welcome Texas A&M and you will never regret joining the best damn conference in America, as opposed to high tailing it out west like your soon to be ex-conference mates!
Posted on 6/12/10 at 7:58 pm to memphisplaya
PISS BOMBS AND OVERTURNING PORTALETS
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:00 pm to Daigeaux
maybe even some barkin and some chomp chomp and a few big cocks....top it all off with Tiger Bait!
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:02 pm to Daigeaux
quote:
How about a good ole piss bomb
quote:
depends......what would u be putting in that bomb?
I thought it was self-explanatory?
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:06 pm to Roaad
well....it is really....i just thought that you might add secret ingredients, like i do.
This post was edited on 6/12/10 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:10 pm to tuck
quote:
I feel like I should turn on some E.S. Posthumus while I'm reading this.
or..
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:12 pm to Daigeaux
And if you know any good Big 12 officials looking for work since the conference is about to fold, or some state of the art replay equipment, there's a stadium in Alabama that could benefit from them. 
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:14 pm to Hogules
quote:
the difference in the SEC and the old SWC and the Big 12 is that while we pick on each other when an SEC is playing a team from another conference we are rooting for the SEC team, because in the end they are part of our family!
This.
Posted on 6/12/10 at 8:24 pm to TN Bhoy
I have to say that I hoped tennessee would lose every game last year. Other than that i've always rooted for sec teams to win againt non conference opponents.
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