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What can the Soccer fans on here tell me about the North Koreans?

Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:40 pm
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
27179 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:40 pm
Well I'm honestly not that big of a fan of soccer, but I always watch the World Cup with great interest because the nation vs nation thing is intriguing + if the US won the damn thing I think most of the world would explode.


Anyway I joined a World Cup Challenge on here and was randomly selected to have the North Koreans on my team. Just doing basic wikisearch I learned that they are the have the worst ranking of the entire 32-field team and play their 1st match against one of the most historically dominating soccer teams in the world.

My question is.. do the N.Koreans have any chance of making it out of group play?
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45701 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:41 pm to
zero %

well, zero % is what ireland has... maybe .5%
This post was edited on 5/11/10 at 5:42 pm
Posted by LSUButt
Lowcountry
Member since Jan 2006
15883 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:45 pm to
>.1%

A) They suck anyway and B) They're in the group of death...no chance

You got screwed
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24811 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:45 pm to
Kim Jong Il likes them!!
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
27179 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:49 pm to
What if they decide to nuke Brazil pre-game? Would there chances increase any by that point?
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24811 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:50 pm to
12% if they nuke......maybe less!!
Posted by plaxico
Member since Jun 2009
1157 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:50 pm to
100%. best korea's success is inextricably tied to kim jong il.

that's what the minimum amount of news coming out of best korea has said anyway.
Posted by LSUCanFAN
In the past
Member since Jan 2009
28097 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:53 pm to
when the team gets really hungry they eat bark off of trees....
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
27179 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 5:55 pm to
As you can see the Kim Jong Il plan of attack is to live in total darkness so no one can spy on the Korean team practicing while coming up with superior tactical soccer strategies.

Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117846 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

What can the Soccer fans on here tell me about the North Koreans


They will be fit and they will never stop running. That is all I got.
Posted by Meursault
Nashville
Member since Sep 2003
25251 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

do the N.Koreans have any chance of making it out of group play?


no
Posted by Mr Vyvanse
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2010
14 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

do the N.Koreans have any chance of making it out of group play?


Yes. They won't show up for their last game and defect.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

My question is.. do the N.Koreans have any chance of making it out of group play?


If they want to live, they will.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117846 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

If they want to live, they will.


Guess they won't make it again until around 2028.
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24811 posts
Posted on 5/11/10 at 7:08 pm to
Do not piss this guy off!!!!!!

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