re: LSU 3, Pepperdine 2, final

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says the old, fat computer geek that wears jorts and tube socks.

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I can't help being old (I doubt if you will live to make it), I'm not fat anymore, I'm not a computer geek by any stretch of the imagination, I don't own a pair of jorts (in that photo of me in Kuwait I was wearing khaki cargo shorts, not jorts. You do know that "jorts" is the abbreviation for "jeans shorts," don't you?) and I've never worn tube socks in my life. You got 1 out of 5 correct. You just "shite your pants" under pressure to respond on a message board.

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ive never played sports

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That's what I thought. It's pretty obvious you've never played organized team sports.

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I hate LSU

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I know.

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i only paid out the arse to go see them in Omaha last year

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You mean your momma paid for you to go to Omaha, don't you? You'd have to get a paying job before you could pay your own way.....