re: Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf on ESPN Classic ballin for the nuggets

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Dwayne Schintzius

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You know, that just got me thinking. In the rush during recent years to make as much fun as possible over mullets from past decades, there has been an unfortunate amount of collateral damage to people who weren't really wearing mullets. A lot of young kids today thinks it refers to anyone who had longer hair in the back than in the front and sides, but that's much too broad a definition. People with haircuts resembling Patrick Swayze or Kurt Russell from the 80's often get lumped in with the mullet crowd, which they really don't deserve.

Dwayne Schintzius, on the other hand, had a true arse, undeniable, mother-fricking mullet, and he rocked it hard-core. So in closing, I'd just like to say for the record that this...



... is not a mullet. But that what Schintzius had (complete with the spiked crew cut up front) sure as shite was.



He probably wore tons of jorts in his day as well.

That is all.