re: 10 reasons a columnist from Ole Miss hates LSU

Ole Piss isn't called Ole Piss without a good reason.

I hate Ole Miss more than any other SEC school based on the way they act in Ole Miss - dumb stupid blonds saying "go the helllll LSU" drunk off their arse getting ready to be humped by Dexter, in his green slacks, thinking he's clever as well.

It goes beyond that - even the old drunks there - and there are plenty - like to act like they want to mix it up - until you let them know you are happy to knock their fricking head off their head, old man or not.

I also want to say I have never seen the loser pack-like mentality I have seen there, at any college game I have ever been to - and I have been at venues all over.

There are many decent fans there, but for a long time I thought the student behavior at Ole Miss,was the worse around the league. However, I understand LSU's students these days, have made an assault on that long standing reputation.

The old "vanguard" gumps though - "the Ole Miss relics" that don't appreciate you having bought a ticket from someone that puts you in his section, well I have never seen more miserable old crusty drunk assholes, in my entire life as is common at Ole Piss.

Also sounds like a some wanna-be writer trying to stir shite up to get his name out there and some hits on his website.

"LSU is better than we will ever dream of being so we hate them. They are always making great plays to beat us and thats just not fair!"

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I don't need 10 reasons to hate Ole Piss.

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My main reason for hating them is simply because they are Ole Piss

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to win the National Championship, but Cannon’s run will forever live in infamy.

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Well sure they claim that... I went to the game in '07 there, and was sitting in seat, looking around the stadium, and my eye caught a banner proclaiming Ol Miss "SEC Western Division Champs 2003". I burst out laughing ... that was the year LSU beat Ol Miss there, LSU won the West, LSU went to the SEC Ch Game, LSU won the NC. Freakin' hilarious!

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Also sounds like a some wanna-be writer trying to stir shite up to get his name out there and some hits on his website.

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This.

I guess anyone who gets Earthlink in lolOxford is qualified to be a columnist.

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The name – I wish they would stop going by their initials; it’s really getting old. I mean, I understand, LSU is easier to spell than Louisiana State University, but with a little practice I am sure even those bumpkins could learn it.

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Seriously... I guess he just needed a number 10.
LSU fans and students may misspell words on T-shirts and signs, but at least we can spell "old" without an E. Also, "The University of Mississippi" and "Louisiana State University" both have 11 syllables, we may have removed 8, but they removed 9.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if the only school we had to recruit athletes against in the state was Tulane?

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Correct me if I'm wrong (and I may be), but don't we have 5 Div I (or w/e it's called now) versus their 3?

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They can’t spell – “Go” has two letters, not five. Seaux geaux back teaux scheauxll yeaux cajun idieauxts!

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And it's spelled "o-l-d", and "Mississippi" has 7 more letters. It's better than "Let's always use photos of the one building on campus that doesn't look like a square red brick Lego house so people will think our campus resembles the beautiful Old South, even though it looks like a poor Third World village with only the dictator's mansion looking inhabitable."

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I mean, really, “The Hat?”

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At least our mascot doesn't run KFC.

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Our cheerleaders have been spit on at Tiger Stadium.

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I was there when that happened. In all fairness we all thought their muumuu's had caught fire from the friction between their thighs, people were just trying to put out the fire without wasting any beer.

the only think in this article that was a decent reason, the GO TO HELL OLE MISS, but thats about it. spelling go with 5 letters don't you people know french spelling LSU instead of Louisiana State University. Baton Rouge smells like corn dogs?, what Their attire haha what

I say to satisfy state OLE miss fans that we start a chanc Louisiana State University, ha i just tried to do it, what a mouthful

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You didn't win the national championship in 1959, dumbass. Syracuse won that year.

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Do you know why LSU fans love Ole Miss? Because we get to see such beautiful cars when we come to Oxford. Ole Miss must have the nicest collection of leased cars in the United States.

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