bama fans are alarmingly dumb

looking arould BOL tonight, and they really do live in this world of delusional where everyone is terrified of them, where every other program - every coach, fan, and player - are just a bunch of trembling, bumbling retards.

this was one of the posts:


Thought this was good, buddy of mine told he was listening to the sports talk show in Baton Rouge while driving thru with work and Miles was on there taking calls. Caller called in and stated how sometimes a head coach can get caught up in his teams success and become arrogant which can lead to bad decisions on the field. Caller then asked Miles if he was planning on kicking to Javy or if he was gonna kick away from him to take his return skill threat out of the game. Miles replied by saying that he as the head coach will not allow one player's skills to intimidate his team. This is the best part... The caller simply said, "that was the arrogance I was talkin about," then hung up."


all the staples are here. the caller, a presumed LSU fan, thinks Miles is an idiot but has the greatest of respect for bama and arenas. Miles is also aware of his skills, but cant show fear or else the team will get frightened, as if theyd seen a ghost or monster. also Miles is too dumb to know he was getting set up. bama fans ate it up course.

then there was this one:


"This is what an Ole Miss fan said about our team when he saw them get off the bus in Oxford: "When Alabama arrived yesterday, they looked like cloned, diciplined, suited warriors. Their whole demeanor is one of order and discipline. They were wearing coats and ties (like Alabama did years ago) and they looked like individual parts of a machine. There was no individuality displayed at all. Just a body. A body of soldiers. It was really impressive.' "


they actually believe these things. theyre so in love with themselves, they naturally assume that everyone else trembles at the site of their team, and that, naturally, other fans will be forced to confront the reality of bamas greatness in rare moments of honesty and sit down to write a fawning love letter to document this wonder they've just encountered.

the board is filled with this shite. ive never seen anything quite like it.