re: Best Tulane Jokes

After the football game, this LSU fan and Tulane fan were involved in a bad accident on a deserted road. The LSU fan knew he was at fault. He got out of his car to see if the Tulane fan was alright. Fortunately, neither of the men were seriously hurt. While waiting for the police to arrive, the men started chatting. The LSU fan said how foolish it was to hold such contempt for the other's team. After a short while, the LSU fan went to his car to get a bottle of wine to celebrate their new friendship. He offered it to the Tulane fan, who proceeded to down half of the bottle. As the Tulane fan started to pass the bottle to the LSU fan, he was interrupted by the LSU fan, who told him, "No thanks. I think I'll wait until after the police are gone".