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Best LSU quote

Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Run DMC
somewhere in Louisiana it's tricky
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:39 pm
What is the best quote by someone associated with LSU? Here is a few i've found.

quote:

"Starkville is the Indian word for Trailer Park" ~ Skip Bertman


quote:

"I play for the name on the side of my helmet not the one on the back of my jersey" ~ Travis Daniels


quote:

"USC is the National Champion like Al Gore is the President of the United States" ~ Chancellor Mark Emmert


quote:

"This place makes Notre Dame look like Romper Room" ~ Brad Budde, Jr. USC OL 1979 on playing in Tiger Stadium


quote:

"Fellas, we're going to go over there to Georgia and play 'behind the bushes'" ~ Cholly Mac trying to say 'Between the Hedges'


quote:

"Have you ever masturbated?" ~ Dale Brown to a Kentucky reporter


quote:

"People are going to start respecting LSU...if you don't, we're going to hit you in your mouth." ~ Marquise Hill


quote:

"No one calls me out, I'm from LSU" ~ Shaq


quote:

"I've got a Championship game to play and I'm excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it" ~ Les Miles


quote:

"I'm busy. Thank you very much. Have a great day." ~ Les Miles


quote:

"To be quite honest, there is never a good time to play LSU." ~ Darrell Dickey, North Texas Head Coach





This post was edited on 9/9/09 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Chill Pill
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Member since May 2009
596 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:42 pm to
not LSU related, but my favorite sports quote is this gem from George Rogers --

Q: George -- how many yards ya gonna run for this year?

George: 1,500 or 2,000 -- whichever comes first.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52624 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:42 pm to
"LSU is like an 800 lb gorilla... with a chainsaw for a penis."
Posted by GeauxFurniss
Jasper,TX
Member since May 2008
2024 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:43 pm to
"i dont know what you been told a green grasshopper gots a green arsehole"

Random guy yelling to nd fans at the union a while back. best lsu quote ever!
Posted by LSUTigerz
Member since May 2008
984 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:44 pm to
"Others would just say, 'Death Valley' and leave it at that. But not LSU. Here, it's 'Welcome to Death Valley.' That's beautiful. It's like descending into Hell and finding a sign that reads, 'Satan Invites You to Enjoy Eternal Damnation.'" -Jim Capel, ESPN

Posted by XenCuts
32948798171948712 posts
Member since May 2009
2210 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:45 pm to
haha all great quotes but those quotes from les miles really bring back the honor and respect that he deserves as a coach. TD has been getting more negative towards the team and more towards les every game.
Posted by Suntiger
BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
33346 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

"Starkville is the Indian word for Trailer Park" ~ Skip Bertman


Skip was always ripping on MSU. One I heard him say a couple dozen times. - "How do you get a MSU graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
158375 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:13 pm to
anyone got the harvey williams aTm/reveille quote verbatim?
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:55 pm to
Wasn't it David Toms that when asked what he would have to shoot in order to win the tournament on Sunday he said "Tiger Woods."
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12591 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

"Have you ever masturbated?" ~ Dale Brown to a Kentucky reporter


This is by far the GOAT.
Posted by blackbeaver69
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2008
1395 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 4:18 pm to
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the sun has set in the western sky. It is now saturday night in Death Valley."---that shite gives me chills even when im a pint of bourban deep
and
"They didnt play like michigan, they played like LSU."---Appalachian St head coach Jerry Moore
This post was edited on 9/9/09 at 4:28 pm
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