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Top 10 Check list for the Married Fella's for upcoming year
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:31 pm
1. You have 13 days before all activities outside of your house will stop on weekends other than turning on the HDTV beginning with gameday!
2. It's yes maam to the wife and is there anything else i can get for you?for the next 13 days. Then after that its your going to your mom's house this weekend right or get me a beer?
3. For the Fella's with young kids like myself you need to start introducing them to maybe some movies with some profanity to get them ready for what will be coming out of the room in say 13 days.
4. The Lawn you have 3 choices: Pray for a drought(damit not this year) ,Scalp it to say an inch gives you a good month to put it off , or hire a dam lawncrew that doesn't speak english because football to them is soccer.
5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.
6. Restock all medication preferably the high blood pressure kind because i believe we will need it this year.
7. Apoligize in advance to your wife, kids and the dog as well for how bad daddy was on saturdays or just do like me and get the wife a new gas card so she can drive to her parents on Saturdays during football
8. Remove all sharp objects from the room that may cause bodily harm during those tough stretches of the LSU game.
9.Prepare yourself to listen to gameday everyweek drool over tim tebow. Trust me i live in Jacksonville so i have built the great wall of china on this one
10. Have Tigerant on your favorites because we all know we will be bitching about somebody every saturday whether it be win or lose.
If i have forgot something please feel free to add to the list
2. It's yes maam to the wife and is there anything else i can get for you?for the next 13 days. Then after that its your going to your mom's house this weekend right or get me a beer?
3. For the Fella's with young kids like myself you need to start introducing them to maybe some movies with some profanity to get them ready for what will be coming out of the room in say 13 days.
4. The Lawn you have 3 choices: Pray for a drought(damit not this year) ,Scalp it to say an inch gives you a good month to put it off , or hire a dam lawncrew that doesn't speak english because football to them is soccer.
5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.
6. Restock all medication preferably the high blood pressure kind because i believe we will need it this year.
7. Apoligize in advance to your wife, kids and the dog as well for how bad daddy was on saturdays or just do like me and get the wife a new gas card so she can drive to her parents on Saturdays during football
8. Remove all sharp objects from the room that may cause bodily harm during those tough stretches of the LSU game.
9.Prepare yourself to listen to gameday everyweek drool over tim tebow. Trust me i live in Jacksonville so i have built the great wall of china on this one
10. Have Tigerant on your favorites because we all know we will be bitching about somebody every saturday whether it be win or lose.
If i have forgot something please feel free to add to the list
This post was edited on 8/23/09 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:39 pm to FLObserver
can we get an AMEN?
AMEN!!!!
AMEN!!!!
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:47 pm to FLObserver
Great post!!! I do 8 straight months of honey-do's so I can coast during football and the hunting season. KC.
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:51 pm to FLObserver
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4. The Lawn you have 3 choices: Pray for a drought(damit not this year) ,Scalp it to say an inch gives you a good month to put it off , or hire a dam lawncrew that doesn't speak english because football to them is soccer.
Doing this right now.
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5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.
Doing this tomorrow through next Wednesday.
Thanks for the checklist on the rest.
Posted on 8/23/09 at 5:55 pm to FLObserver
yeah started to add the hunting thing but i'm a fisherman only 
Posted on 8/23/09 at 6:58 pm to FLObserver
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2. It's yes maam to the wife and is there anything else i can get for you?for the next 13 days. Then after that its your going to your mom's house this weekend right or get me a beer?
My Favorite.
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:05 pm to Daygo85
what the hell do yall do on the weekday afternoons?
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:08 pm to Coon
i cant leave the yardwork. can we do it sunday/
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:20 pm to TulaneTigerFan
My wife suprised me with concert tickets for 9/12. I suprised her because I don't want to go. Luckily, Steven Tyler is all broken up and they cancelled the concert.
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:22 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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My wife suprised me with concert tickets for 9/12. I suprised her because I don't want to go. Luckily, Steven Tyler is all broken up and they cancelled the concert.
Talk about luck
This post was edited on 8/23/09 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:23 pm to TulaneTigerFan
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TulaneTigerFan
Ill work around the Saints.
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:26 pm to LSUBOI580308
i married well.... my wife loves LSU football
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:27 pm to LSU Tammany Tiger
My wife asks me if I want to get concert tickets some other time. I said yeah not football season
Posted on 8/23/09 at 10:36 pm to FLObserver
One of the advantages of being married too long...you don't really have to apologize for the cursing or not doing anything.
Non-English speaking lawn care under control.
Been leaving pre-season NFL on just so the spouse knows it's that time of the year again.
12 days and counting!!!
Non-English speaking lawn care under control.
Been leaving pre-season NFL on just so the spouse knows it's that time of the year again.
12 days and counting!!!
Posted on 8/24/09 at 8:10 am to TigerWatch
unfortunetly my wife is from gainesville, Fl. Grew up a diehard tigerfan in LA. and meet a girl of all places Gainesville, Fl. Now shes a gator just because she knows i bleed purple and gold
Its ok though all the kids are tigers 
Its ok though all the kids are tigers Posted on 8/24/09 at 8:31 am to FLObserver
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5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.
Posted on 8/24/09 at 8:57 am to FLObserver
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9.Prepare yourself to listen to gameday everyweek drool over tim tebow. Trust me i live in Jacksonville so i have built the great wall of china on this one
Been there! Done that! Trust him on this one!! Its sickening how big the man crushes are on Crybaby down there!! Stay away from Hicken, Prosser, Frangie, and pretty much all the guys on 1010 XL down there!! Good luck my brother!!!
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