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Will post pics of douche who ratted us out in the Ole Miss..
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:49 am
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:49 am
..game last year.
To recap - was at the Ole Miss game with my wife, father, step-mom, and a friend. Had brought in a couple bottles of bourbon. My friend spills his coke on the ground in the 3rd quarter. Next thing I know the heat is in our seats confiscating our liquor and ejecting myself, my father, and my step-mom (who hadn't had a drop to drink all day, and to her great credit, tried to convince the cops it was all her liquor). On the way out the douche had to identify us to the cops so I know it was him.
To make matters worse, we arrive at the Voodoo BBQ to watch the rest of the game on TV just in time to see a false start on a 4th an like 15, and then a go for it on a 4th and 20. Uggghhhh!
So I've had a lot of time to think about how to get this douche back. I'm pretty sure we're all going to have the same seats. I've thought of lots of things, many of which were felonies, but I think the best way to get him back is to take his photo and start a small website dedicated to his douchebaggery.
So expect a link to said website sometime after the Vandy game. Or maybe not. This douche only comes to the big games. I'll get him at some point in the year though, and the identity of douchebag mctweed will be known to all.
(so called because of the tweed jacket he wears to all the games)
To recap - was at the Ole Miss game with my wife, father, step-mom, and a friend. Had brought in a couple bottles of bourbon. My friend spills his coke on the ground in the 3rd quarter. Next thing I know the heat is in our seats confiscating our liquor and ejecting myself, my father, and my step-mom (who hadn't had a drop to drink all day, and to her great credit, tried to convince the cops it was all her liquor). On the way out the douche had to identify us to the cops so I know it was him.
To make matters worse, we arrive at the Voodoo BBQ to watch the rest of the game on TV just in time to see a false start on a 4th an like 15, and then a go for it on a 4th and 20. Uggghhhh!
So I've had a lot of time to think about how to get this douche back. I'm pretty sure we're all going to have the same seats. I've thought of lots of things, many of which were felonies, but I think the best way to get him back is to take his photo and start a small website dedicated to his douchebaggery.
So expect a link to said website sometime after the Vandy game. Or maybe not. This douche only comes to the big games. I'll get him at some point in the year though, and the identity of douchebag mctweed will be known to all.
(so called because of the tweed jacket he wears to all the games)
This post was edited on 8/13/09 at 10:51 am
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:52 am to SpidermanTUba
its not healthy to hold grudges
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:56 am to SpidermanTUba
No life is complete without a sacred mission.
It seems that you have finally discovered yours, Grasshopper.
May providence illuminate your righteous path....
It seems that you have finally discovered yours, Grasshopper.
May providence illuminate your righteous path....
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:56 am to SpidermanTUba
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SpidermanTUba
i like your style. teach me your ways
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:58 am to AlexBoxNorth
if that still is your biggest problem, you live a charmed f'ing life
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:58 am to SpidermanTUba
I think planting a bottle of liquor under his seat, then alerting the proper authorities is in order.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:59 am to SpidermanTUba
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This douche only comes to the big games
Is viniger used in any of this?
Posted on 8/13/09 at 10:59 am to EasyE
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if that still is your biggest problem, you live a charmed f'ing life
Its him!!
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:01 am to SpidermanTUba
Don't spill your drink.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:02 am to TigerBait414
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Its him!!
Quick flame him!!!!!
Where's Doc when you need him....
This post was edited on 8/13/09 at 11:03 am
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:04 am to TigerBait414
Make sure to serve it up cold.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:07 am to ENYOMOUT
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I think planting a bottle of liquor under his seat, then alerting the proper authorities is in order.
Or even better, a small bag of drugs (any type). A little more expensive but would be worth it to watch.
Just tell security he was acting funny in the bathroom and didn't come out the stall for like 10-15 minutes.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:07 am to ENYOMOUT
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I think planting a bottle of liquor under his seat, then alerting the proper authorities is in order.
this
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:13 am to ENYOMOUT
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I think planting a bottle of liquor under his seat, then alerting the proper authorities is in order.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:15 am to SNAPPERHEAD
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I think planting a bottle of liquor under his seat, then alerting the proper authorities is in order.
5 minutes into the Florida game.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:15 am to SpidermanTUba
Go in sober,w/water in your flask.pretend to be drunk.when he calls the police,show them the water.than tell them he has been picking on you.
Posted on 8/13/09 at 11:25 am to Mr Ree
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