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The Eyes of Texas. LSU to a foreign fan base (Quotes)

Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:14 am
Posted by TigerBandMan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2007
1287 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:14 am
Courtesy of Shaggybevo and Hornfans.com.


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The LSU fans are something else this year. My sister is up there and said they are some of the worst fans she has seen. They are stealing food, coolers, chairs and anything else they can get their hands on. One UT group walked away from their tailgate and came back with chairs and coolers missing. The UT group walked over to the line for the outfield bleachers and LSU fans were sitting in their chairs and eating their food. She also said a bunch of them are living in their cars and are gettting a little smelly.


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Absolutely nothing good about lsu...they cheat to get good texas kids to play ball there; the school is nothing as far as academics go; and their fans are just trash.


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Not only do they smell, but... As a general rule, an animal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species — even between closely related species. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla.


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congrats to LSU - they are a great team. their coach seems like a stand up dude. Indeed he is, LSU fans don't deserve him.


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I will say it again, I AM SO frickING IMPRESSED WITH YOUR FAN BASE. I'm not talking about the trolls on here in the past week, but the fans who live and die with the Tigers, and were in Omaha. I saw an old LSU man wiping away tears after the game tonight.


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went down like a bunch of bitches. awesome.


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Man those LSU guys celebrating with CONFETTI? Do they always do this? man thats bush league...


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They are loud and obnoxious but also fun to hang out with. And after watching the game at Rosenblatt last night, they really know how to transform the atmosphere of the ball park


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On the bright side, at least we don't have to hear the "LSU, LSU, LSU, LSU" chants anymore, and we don't have to watch ESPN kiss their asses anymore. They are hands down most obnoxious fans in college sports. I have a new hated program now to go along with OU and aggy. Screw LSU and their jerkoff fans!


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We'll represent and support you better in Omaha next year, I can promise you that. It's a god damn embarrassment how our fans let you down. There is no fricking way we should ever be outnumbered that badly in Disch-Falk North.


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I can't wait for Katrina 2



More to come later. Enjoy
Posted by Acadien
Member since Nov 2008
3571 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:17 am to
Katrina 2.



Neither can I, maybe then we can send what's left of our scum and criminals to TEXAS.


And that DF North comment is ridiculous, everyone knows that LSU has the best fanbase in college baseball (if not college sports)
Posted by drewb808
The top notch
Member since Feb 2007
4893 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:20 am to
So in other words, were a ton of fun, rowdy, loud, and the best fanbase you could hope for
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:29 am to
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So in other words, were a ton of fun, rowdy, loud, and the best fanbase you could hope for


But apparently kleptomania is inherent in all LSU fans. Good luck keeping that trophy locked up on campus, Baton Rouge is full of LSU fans stealing shite like chairs, cars, babies...
Posted by jbirds1
Back in the future
Member since Feb 2007
14090 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:29 am to
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Neither can I, maybe then we can send what's left of our scum and criminals to TEXAS.



That made me
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85449 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:32 am to
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Not only do they smell, but... As a general rule, an animal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species — even between closely related species. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla.




wtf
Posted by BevoEatsTigers
Member since Jun 2009
48 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:36 am to
Speaking of smelly, I haven't showered since the NCAA tournament started over a month ago out of superstition.

Too bad it didn't work.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172499 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:38 am to
Y'all lost a game to TCU. It's luck ended there.

You could have spritzed the pits after that.
Posted by Cheetah Flex
Big Island, Hawaii
Member since May 2008
10578 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 2:57 am to
frick Tejas..I'm glad those frickers lost in agony of a 7 run defeat..i wish it was seventy..i'll cook up every one of those fricking longhorn cows..
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8119 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:04 am to
I definitely enjoyed the evening here in Texas. I would walk into a place where someone had given me shite, and they just hung their heads in defeat as they saw me coming. It's good to be the king!
Posted by deuce985
Member since Feb 2008
27660 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:07 am to
Maybe now they'll come to the realization they're not the team of the decade? They're sitting dead behind Florida/LSU easily now. But who am I kidding? They're pretty delusional.

Also, I think LSU had Texas outnumbered on the hot bitches at least 2 to 1 in that series...
Posted by Tmon225
Member since Jun 2009
7255 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:10 am to
gotta love those sour grapes
Posted by BevoEatsTigers
Member since Jun 2009
48 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:15 am to
I have re-read that penis comment 5 times already and it still makes absolutely no sense to me.

I must say though, please don't let these random quotes give you a bad view of all Texas fans. We are not all crazed, uneducated drunks.

In fact, I are very smart!

Burp.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8119 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:20 am to
Living in Texas I know most of the fans aren't as bad as the ones that post this stuff. They just need to get off their high horse and stop thinking of Louisiana as a little backwards state next door.
Posted by Cheetah Flex
Big Island, Hawaii
Member since May 2008
10578 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:22 am to
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BevoEatsTigers



just generalizing

Posted by jbirds1
Back in the future
Member since Feb 2007
14090 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:25 am to
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In fact, I are very smart!



I re read the quote several times and I still don't get it either.
Posted by Tmon225
Member since Jun 2009
7255 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:26 am to
I love how they call us bush league for the confetti yet they would take a curtain call for basically pissing while standing up
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8119 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:29 am to
Come on dude... be fair.... Think about how many years they had to practice to be able to piss standing up...

Posted by BevoEatsTigers
Member since Jun 2009
48 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:31 am to
I'll tell ya this about La., I've never had a bad 4 am Krystal Burger in my entire life.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8119 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:35 am to
I'll give you this about Texas, I've never had a bad 4am Whataburger...
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