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re: Lawsuit against LSU and Les Miles
Posted on 4/12/09 at 11:09 pm to holdthttiger
Posted on 4/12/09 at 11:09 pm to holdthttiger
My fav so far:
My civil and constitutional rights are being violated. Termini Bros Bakers sends cream cakes and pudding pies loaded with sugar and trans fat to the coast of Somalia for the Pirates. They then use international water to hijack ships. I'm not being fed. Termini Bros Bakery is bias against me because I'm friends with Joseph Travia. Travia can see how skinny I got, and he has god in him, and gives me any leftover crumbs or sugar he has, this is because noone is feeding me. My stomach is growling as I write this lawsuit. They have to feed the children. I still have the shreaded wheat in me. Last time I ate a hot meal was 3 years ago. I'm in solitary confinement. I get served expired Ensure. Termini is a United States company doing business with the pirates. I'm not being fed. This is a civil rights violation. You can see my ribs. Defendants took my pictures, but I submit as evidence my pictures at https://www.myspace.com/therealjonathanleeriches. I seek relief.
My civil and constitutional rights are being violated. Termini Bros Bakers sends cream cakes and pudding pies loaded with sugar and trans fat to the coast of Somalia for the Pirates. They then use international water to hijack ships. I'm not being fed. Termini Bros Bakery is bias against me because I'm friends with Joseph Travia. Travia can see how skinny I got, and he has god in him, and gives me any leftover crumbs or sugar he has, this is because noone is feeding me. My stomach is growling as I write this lawsuit. They have to feed the children. I still have the shreaded wheat in me. Last time I ate a hot meal was 3 years ago. I'm in solitary confinement. I get served expired Ensure. Termini is a United States company doing business with the pirates. I'm not being fed. This is a civil rights violation. You can see my ribs. Defendants took my pictures, but I submit as evidence my pictures at https://www.myspace.com/therealjonathanleeriches. I seek relief.
Posted on 4/12/09 at 11:20 pm to GOP_Tiger
Sometimes, I don't even have to read the complaint to bust a gut:
Defendant: Thanksgiving, Pilgrims, Mayflower Movers, Pilgrim's Pride, Turkey Hill, Black Friday and Cleveland Indians
Defendant: Thanksgiving, Pilgrims, Mayflower Movers, Pilgrim's Pride, Turkey Hill, Black Friday and Cleveland Indians
Posted on 4/13/09 at 12:08 am to GOP_Tiger
This thread probably needs to go to the OT, but this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. The lawsuit against Michael Vick is a classic. A couple of excerpts:
"I used a stolen credit card on my dog, this is because Michael Vick broke his leg. My dog, which his name was 'Chops,' was in debt to him. Dogs are prohibited to take out home equity loans from Countrywide Financial."
"Michael Vick is spelled Kciv Leahcim backwards."
"I used a stolen credit card on my dog, this is because Michael Vick broke his leg. My dog, which his name was 'Chops,' was in debt to him. Dogs are prohibited to take out home equity loans from Countrywide Financial."
"Michael Vick is spelled Kciv Leahcim backwards."
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