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A response to Calif shoplifting laws

Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
25231 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Coppertop
Member since Feb 2021
688 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:24 pm to
Hey ChatGPT, can you summarize the Shoplifiting penalities of CA, LA & TX

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California

Misdemeanor threshold: Up to $950

Typical penalty: Up to 6 months in jail and/or $1,000 fine

Felony: Generally only when value exceeds $950 or with certain repeat-offender circumstances

Key trait: Very simple structure with a high misdemeanor cap; most retail theft stays a misdemeanor


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Louisiana

Misdemeanor threshold: Under $1,000

Typical penalty: Up to 6 months in jail and/or $1,000 fine

Felony: Starts at $1,000 and escalates sharply with value

Key trait: Harsher and faster escalation to felony charges than California


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Texas

Misdemeanor threshold: Below $1,500, but split into several levels

Lowest level: Under $100 = fine only (no jail)

Felony: Begins at $1,500, with many graduated felony levels

Key trait: Most detailed and punitive structure, with penalties increasing step-by-step as value rises

Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38304 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:30 pm to
Some lawyer will argue the value after the coupon is the right one and some liberal judge will fine the owner of the store for something stupid.

But I hope it brings awareness to how fricking ridiculous the laws are and maybe people will start to fix the shite. Glad I don't live there.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107309 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 2:32 pm to
The shoplifting can only be fixed by rooftop koreans.
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