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Yankees 8 vs. Twinkies 1; THE JUDGE HR!!! Volpe, Stanton HR each
Posted on 8/12/25 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 8/12/25 at 3:47 pm
The Dong Brigade was out in full force yesterday as the Yankees got a nice AL Central palate cleanser after being cheated out of two games over the weekend. The Band of Dongs conducted by THE JUDGE seek to win yet another series against the Minnesota Twinkies, looking to crank them out long and hard into the Bronx night once again. Captain America had YET ANOTHER clutch RBI single last night as the distant MVP frontrunner seeks to get back in the Triple Crown race. The Punisher love jacking JUDGEMENT DONGS against AL Central opps, and the storm is coming. Punishment is in the forecast. First pitch at 6:05!
This post was edited on 8/12/25 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 8/12/25 at 4:58 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
All conditions look right for a DONG from the Punisher. You might get a headache from constant ringing of the Liberty Bell, so ear protection is advised.
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:09 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
How did they get cheated out of those 2 losses???? Please explain.
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:12 pm to dukke v
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How did they get cheated out of those 2 losses???? Please explain.
That’s his way of coping with the fact that Altuve drug his nuts across his and the Yankees faces. Again.
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:17 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
Altuve is still wearing a buzzer. He should be in ICE custody. I’m honestly surprised that a New York mafioso hasn’t tried to whack him off yet.
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:21 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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seeks to get back in the Triple Crown race.
Glad you’ve accepted that he is no longer in the race. Batting 4/19 since his return with 0 dongs. Jerry in teh mud

Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:22 pm to JimTiger72
He’s shaking off the rust after coming back from an injury that would take any mere mortal out for a calendar year. THE JUDGE is on the upswing.
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:34 pm to littleavery1948
THERE IT GOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSE…SEE YA!!! ALL RISE!!! THE DONG FAST IS OVER AND THE DONG FEAST HAS BEGUN!!! THE JUDGE jacks a MASSIVE dong 425 feet, UNBELIEVABLE!!! He can’t be stopped!!! The Punisher is back and back in a HUGE way!!! And this game is TIED!!!
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:37 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
DONG! Cannot keep the Punisher down for long. Judge gonna feast on this bum pitcher with a 7 ERA. Is another GLORIOUS DONG in store? (answer: Yes)

Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:43 pm to littleavery1948
The entire league is on notice: Captain America is back! THE JUDGE can’t stop and won’t stop!
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:46 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Is it true Aaron Judge has never won the batting title?
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:49 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
DONG for Volpe. Captain America gonna Spank another naughty DONG
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:50 pm to littleavery1948
Leave it to the Italian, Volpe cranks a HUGE dong! 4-1!
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:51 pm to DalenSA
He holds the all-time single season clean dong record. That’s pretty good. 
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:56 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Dong Feast.....band name?
Posted on 8/12/25 at 7:43 pm to KCRoyalBlue
BIG DONG from BIG G! A solo shot to make it 5-1!
Posted on 8/12/25 at 8:00 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Jerry and Avery
The DONG brigade
The DONG brigade
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