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Yankees 8 vs. Twinkies 1; THE JUDGE HR!!! Volpe, Stanton HR each

Posted on 8/12/25 at 3:47 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 3:47 pm
The Dong Brigade was out in full force yesterday as the Yankees got a nice AL Central palate cleanser after being cheated out of two games over the weekend. The Band of Dongs conducted by THE JUDGE seek to win yet another series against the Minnesota Twinkies, looking to crank them out long and hard into the Bronx night once again. Captain America had YET ANOTHER clutch RBI single last night as the distant MVP frontrunner seeks to get back in the Triple Crown race. The Punisher love jacking JUDGEMENT DONGS against AL Central opps, and the storm is coming. Punishment is in the forecast. First pitch at 6:05!
This post was edited on 8/12/25 at 8:52 pm
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 4:58 pm to
All conditions look right for a DONG from the Punisher. You might get a headache from constant ringing of the Liberty Bell, so ear protection is advised.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216143 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:09 pm to
How did they get cheated out of those 2 losses???? Please explain.
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
8123 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

How did they get cheated out of those 2 losses???? Please explain.


That’s his way of coping with the fact that Altuve drug his nuts across his and the Yankees faces. Again.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:17 pm to
Altuve is still wearing a buzzer. He should be in ICE custody. I’m honestly surprised that a New York mafioso hasn’t tried to whack him off yet.
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
16312 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:21 pm to
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seeks to get back in the Triple Crown race.


Glad you’ve accepted that he is no longer in the race. Batting 4/19 since his return with 0 dongs. Jerry in teh mud

Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:22 pm to
He’s shaking off the rust after coming back from an injury that would take any mere mortal out for a calendar year. THE JUDGE is on the upswing.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5753 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:23 pm to
RA’d
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:25 pm to
Bum ahh
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 5:31 pm to
Baby
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:34 pm to
THERE IT GOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSE…SEE YA!!! ALL RISE!!! THE DONG FAST IS OVER AND THE DONG FEAST HAS BEGUN!!! THE JUDGE jacks a MASSIVE dong 425 feet, UNBELIEVABLE!!! He can’t be stopped!!! The Punisher is back and back in a HUGE way!!! And this game is TIED!!!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:37 pm to
DONG! Cannot keep the Punisher down for long. Judge gonna feast on this bum pitcher with a 7 ERA. Is another GLORIOUS DONG in store? (answer: Yes)
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:43 pm to
The entire league is on notice: Captain America is back! THE JUDGE can’t stop and won’t stop!
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
9146 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:46 pm to
Is it true Aaron Judge has never won the batting title?
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:49 pm to
DONG for Volpe. Captain America gonna Spank another naughty DONG
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:50 pm to
Leave it to the Italian, Volpe cranks a HUGE dong! 4-1!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:51 pm to
He holds the all-time single season clean dong record. That’s pretty good.
Posted by KCRoyalBlue
Member since Nov 2020
1909 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 6:56 pm to
Dong Feast.....band name?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 7:43 pm to
BIG DONG from BIG G! A solo shot to make it 5-1!
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 8:00 pm to
Jerry and Avery
The DONG brigade
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