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Derby Night! Who you got chat?
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:41 pm
It’s one of my favorite nights of the year, the DONG DERBY!!! Safe money seems to be on BIG DUMPER, but after seeing the prize, I might have to put a little scratch on Smooooth Jazz.
Anyway, thread. Who will crank the most dongs tonight and be crowned DONG CHAMP? Who will have the longest dong? I’m going to say Smoooooth Jazz wins it, and BIG DUMPER cranks a MASSIVE 475 foot DUMPY DONG.
Who we got chat? I expect it to be a solid Derby, but I don’t think it will come close to the LEGENDARY (shoutout to Shady Sanders) 2017 Derby with the HISTORIC performance of THE JUDGE, who DEMOLISHED the competition, cranking MASSIVE JUDGEMENT DONGS at a FEROCIOUS pace that a mere mortal could not fathom. In a star-studded field that included current teammates BIG G and Belli, The Punisher stood tall as always and proved why he was already the best player in the league and the Face of Baseball.
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Anyway, thread. Who will crank the most dongs tonight and be crowned DONG CHAMP? Who will have the longest dong? I’m going to say Smoooooth Jazz wins it, and BIG DUMPER cranks a MASSIVE 475 foot DUMPY DONG.
Who we got chat? I expect it to be a solid Derby, but I don’t think it will come close to the LEGENDARY (shoutout to Shady Sanders) 2017 Derby with the HISTORIC performance of THE JUDGE, who DEMOLISHED the competition, cranking MASSIVE JUDGEMENT DONGS at a FEROCIOUS pace that a mere mortal could not fathom. In a star-studded field that included current teammates BIG G and Belli, The Punisher stood tall as always and proved why he was already the best player in the league and the Face of Baseball.
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Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:44 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Just gonna go ahead and get the downvoting started.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:49 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Downvote
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:54 pm to Radio One
Ok internet tough guy.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:54 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
From a betting perspective, Oneil Cruz will without a doubt have the highest exit velocity tonight.
He opened up at +115, which is where I got him, and he's down to -135 now.
He's +155 for the longest homer, but i'm not as confident in that one, even though I should be if he has the highest exit velocity.
More bets:
50% boost on DK
$20 on James Wood +675 after boost
No sweat bet up to $25 on ESPNBET (They seem to have the best odds on most guys)
$25 on Rooker +1000
Fanduel is giving $1 for every HR hit in free bets on your choice to win it
$25 on Cal Raleigh +330
and I put $15 on Junior Caminero at +1100
He opened up at +115, which is where I got him, and he's down to -135 now.
He's +155 for the longest homer, but i'm not as confident in that one, even though I should be if he has the highest exit velocity.
More bets:
50% boost on DK
$20 on James Wood +675 after boost
No sweat bet up to $25 on ESPNBET (They seem to have the best odds on most guys)
$25 on Rooker +1000
Fanduel is giving $1 for every HR hit in free bets on your choice to win it
$25 on Cal Raleigh +330
and I put $15 on Junior Caminero at +1100
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:57 pm to TeddyPadillac
Teddy P and the P is for Professional 
The P by Radio One’s name stands for Pussy, which is what he is.
The P by Radio One’s name stands for Pussy, which is what he is.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:00 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
It turns out that YOU are the tough guy.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:03 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Interesting that half the field uses a torpedo bat?
Raleigh
Chisholm
Caminero
Cruz
Regular bat:
James Wood
Matt Olson
Brent Rooker
Byron Buxton
Raleigh
Chisholm
Caminero
Cruz
Regular bat:
James Wood
Matt Olson
Brent Rooker
Byron Buxton
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Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:08 pm to JimTiger72
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:11 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Is the format still the same? I liked 10 outs better than the time limit thing.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:22 pm to BogeyTX
Time limit unfortunately.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:33 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Booo.
Josh Hamilton hitting 28 homers in that one round in 2008 is probably one of my favorite sports memories. Such an epic round. Knowing you only have 10 outs puts a ton of pressure on the batter IMO.
Josh Hamilton hitting 28 homers in that one round in 2008 is probably one of my favorite sports memories. Such an epic round. Knowing you only have 10 outs puts a ton of pressure on the batter IMO.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 5:31 pm to BogeyTX
Hamilton’s performance was incredible. So good that nobody remembers Justin Morneau won the Derby and also scored the winning run in the 15th inning of the ASG.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 5:37 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I think Caminero is the sneaky good pick. Like his betting odds
Posted on 7/14/25 at 5:43 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
What's going to happen the NYY and the Mets once that commie mayor gets elected and takes 75% of their earnings? Theyll be begging to get traded. Better win this year or it ain't happening after that
Posted on 7/14/25 at 5:44 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
California Chrome
Posted on 7/14/25 at 5:59 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
James Wood
Posted on 7/14/25 at 6:00 pm to BogeyTX
They hit more than 28 in some rounds now. And in just 4 minutes, not 25.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 6:01 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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Time limit unfortunately.
I hear you, but everybody was complaining about how long and slow the Derby was before the clock. That’s why they changed it.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 6:19 pm to witty alias
I would enjoy the build up and the added pressure of only 10 outs. It’s essentially BP these days. Kinda dumb IMO.
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