4 year old sues Democratic Party

AP - Dallas, Tx.

4 year old Caleb McGee says that he's not playing. "I'm suing the Democratic party for $100,000, a new X-Box and a pair of pampers because I have had enough."

What got Caleb so riled up you have to wonder? Well the fact is that pretty easy to figure out why, just ask Caleb.

"It's gotten to the point that you can't throw a good tantrum any more and get anything accomplished. I've been throwing tantrums all my life and gotten many things accomplished. But now Democrat adults have been throwing tantrums all over the place and nothing is getting done."

"They have rallies, dress up in funny clothes, thrown tantrums in the street, fall in front of trucks, scream at people. They even fall down and stomp their feet and hands in the street, and nothing is getting accomplished."

"Used to be, when you threw a good tantrum, mom would come running with a binkie, but not anymore." "Now people just show up with cameras, the city gets sued, and nothing has changed."

Caleb grew up in the hard streets of Dallas, in a middle class home without any luxuries. He had toys, books, crayons, but that was not enough. Caleb learned quickly that a good tantrum could get things done.

"If I wanted a playstation for Christmas and didn't get it, I just threw a good tantrum and (BAM), it got done.

"But now so many people in the Democratic party are throwing so many tantrums that people just look at them as if they are crazy and wasting their time. It is devaluing the tantrum so fast that you would think that Joe Biden was still President."

Caleb hopes that one day soon, the world will get back to normal that adults will quit throwing tantrums, so that his will be noticed, but in reality he knows that is not going to happen.

"I hope that world can get back to normal again, but I am afraid that Democrats won't stop throwing tantrums, and they are still going to cry and whine about everything that it's just too late to turn back the hands of time. I could be 5 or 6 and I still don't think that Democrats will ever stop being babies."

When asked about being woke and if that helped any at all, Caleb makes a strong stance.

"Look, my pronouns are me, my and FU. When I look in my diaper I see this little thing hanging down there and I know exactly what it is and what I am going to do with it when I grow up. I don't need no purple haired, snaggle toothed, fairy godmother with a beard to tell me who I am."

"Look" Caleb continued, "When I grow up, it's not that I am going to vote Republican, I don't even know what that is, But the Democrats have been acting like 2 year olds, and I just don't think that they are doing anything productive for my country."

When it comes to race relations, Caleb doesn't think that it's a problem.

"Look, underneath this diaper we are all the same, It's what's inside that matters, how you treat others. We all play in the same sandbox. But the Democrats continue to tell us that there is a problem. If you are a good kid, you are a good kid. But if you are mugging and thugging at recess, then the problem is you. and your parents really need to teach you better."

Caleb wonders if things will ever change

"I keep watching cartoons every day and they just get worse. My parents taught me some manners.. To say things like Yes Mame and No Sir. Just yesterday I saw a man dressed as a woman and I said Pardon me Sir, but he threw the biggest tantrum I ever saw. It's Mame he said, It's Mame" I was beyond confused. His legs were hairier than my dog's Spot. Plus he had that same dingely thing that I have in my diaper too. It's just too confusing."

Caleb declined any further comments as he had to take a nap and dream of Tantrums actually meaning something again one day.