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Captain Clutch! THE JUDGE cranks a monster dong 444 feet, Yankees lead 3-2 top 8th!!!

Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:25 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5280 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:25 pm
ALL RISE!!! The Punisher cranks a 444 foot BOMB for his 15th of the year! Average up to .412, UNBELIEVABLE!!! My sources have informed me that ball would’ve been out of 30/30 ballparks.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 5:27 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213831 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:26 pm to
And he didn’t even get all of it. The LF just stood there.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5280 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:31 pm to
This man is inhuman
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
31162 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:34 pm to
Amazing hes hitting .412 and all the other stars in baseball cant crack .250
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:39 pm to
He’s a god amongst mortal men
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 5:40 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213831 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:39 pm to
That HR would have Barley made it out of straight away center field in good ole Tiger Stadium in Detroit. 440 feet to dead center.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
54554 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Captain Clutch


Lmfao

Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4425 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:54 pm to
Who says Judge is not clutch? I think Manfred needs to make an exception and allow the Commander in Chief to be inducted into the HOF during his career. He has figured out baseball. He might bat .500 next year. I mean, he has taken baseball to new heights; how high can this go?

The Mets are next. We need to do a Judge vs SoSo. Multiple dongs for Judge. Aaron Judge went 12/25 with three dongs on this west coast trip. Is that good?

All hail the Judge
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
11698 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:55 pm to
Wow. Congrats on your 25th thread about Judge & dongs
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5280 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 5:56 pm to
Ballgame over! Yankees win! THHHHHEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!

Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4425 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:00 pm to
DONGS are good for the soul.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27672 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:07 pm to
Wipe your chin
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6833 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:51 pm to
2nd best player on the team
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
799 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Captain Clutch!

Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23428 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:03 pm to
D
O
N
G
!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4425 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:11 pm to
Captain America rang the Liberty Bell with a resounding DONG heard ‘round the world!
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213831 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:13 pm to
Ok. Calm down just a little bit…
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
7615 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Who says Judge is not clutch?


His postseason stats



You’ll always have that mid-May afternoon classic in Seattle to cling to.
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
24175 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Who says Judge is not clutch


All of October

LINK

quote:

Judge struck out looking in the seventh, giving him his third golden sombrero this postseason. He’s the only player since 1903 with three four-strikeout games in a single postseason, per baseball Reference. Judge is also now up to 16 strikeouts in 23 ALDS plate appearances.


That's not very clutch

Judge has the highest post-season strikeout rate in MLB history...that is legit the definition of not being clutch. He is James Harden of MLB until he proves the doubters wrong
Posted by Bayouboogaloocrew
Dixie
Member since Jul 2013
4252 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

DONGS are good for the soul


You two figs sure do love talking about dongs
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