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There are over 30 Asian massage parlors within 20 mins of me.

Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:10 pm
Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1670 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:10 pm
I've never gone to one, but I'm thinking that will change soon. One is walking distance from my place. I'm sure a bunch of baws on here got some stories.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125894 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:10 pm to
Nice try mr eff bee eye man
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
15133 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:11 pm to
I played Edward 4 hands there
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1727 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:11 pm to
i went into one that i thought was legit but was not lol. It was 60 for an hour so i said here's 80, 20 dollar tip. She then started to do the blowjob jerk off motion. I said no no no...and left.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
76152 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:13 pm to
They got Robert Kraft not too far from West Palm Beach. They can get you too.
Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1670 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

i went into one that i thought was legit but was not


Just curious, but what made it seem legit. Because they all have the same characteristics. Blankets covering the windows, and shitty signage in the front. typically strip mall or sketchy area.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14456 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:13 pm to
Nothing says “I’m doing well in life” like receiving an unenthusiastic hand-job
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36458 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

I'm sure a bunch of baws on here got some stories.


Although, if I did I'd ask for the oldest lady they have. 30 or 40 years of beating dicks for 50 hours a week? Has to be incredible.
This post was edited on 4/16/25 at 4:17 pm
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4045 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1727 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:15 pm to
well, it was brand new and the lights we up, nice name and sign, prices on the outside...but it was not...the asian lady was in lingerie
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125894 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

She then started to do the blowjob jerk off motion. I said no no no...and left.


But why
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
2416 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

went into one that i thought was legit but was not lol. It was 60 for an hour so i said here's 80, 20 dollar tip. She then started to do the blowjob jerk off motion. I said no no no...and left.


So your wife knows your username huh?
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
7538 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:18 pm to
What you think you will get:




What you actually get:

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14844 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:19 pm to
They are everywhere now.

They just throw signs in the window of their houses in some cases and turn the light on.
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1727 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:19 pm to
lol, nah, no wife...i acutaly wanted a massage that day and didnt want to spend 150 at some rich white women place with a robe and sipping on ginger tea
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25894 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Nothing says “I’m doing well in life” like receiving an unenthusiastic hand-job

That's pretty much what happens every time you rub one out for maintenance purposes.
Posted by SallysHuman
With Sally
Member since Jan 2025
3363 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I've never gone to one, but I'm thinking that will change soon.
quote:

There are over 30 Asian massage parlors within 20 mins of me.

quote:

West Palm Tiger561


Wassa matter? Your hand hurt?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14844 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:22 pm to
quote:


quote:
I've never gone to one, but I'm thinking that will change soon.
quote:
There are over 30 Asian massage parlors within 20 mins of me.

quote:
West Palm Tiger561


Wassa matter? Your hand hurt?


Joey Diaz talked about getting a handjob from a Chinese woman who crossed over on a boat.

I laughed hard.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16547 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:22 pm to
If i'm being completely honest - handies are underrated imo. Particularly the older you get & the options aren't what they used to be.

I'll go ahead and see myself out

This post was edited on 4/16/25 at 4:24 pm
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
13474 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:23 pm to
If it has the window blocking stickers, you know exactly wtf going on.
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