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Subnautica 2 - Teaser Trailer

Posted on 10/19/24 at 10:51 pm
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 10/19/24 at 10:51 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 10/19/24 at 10:57 pm to
Why does that chick look like the black little mermaid?
Posted by StansberryRules
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:48 am to
She looks like the monster from Shape of Water.

We've transcended from chicks having to be ugly to having to look flat out non-human.
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:50 am to
I just don't understand who that even appeals to. Are there lots of women out there who want to play a video game as a dog ugly female protagonist?

Seriously, who's the target audience?
Posted by StansberryRules
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 9:10 am to
Remember this ancient meme?



The hallway girl now works in droves at every single major game development studio.
Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 9:31 am to
I never much care about cinamatic trailers, but is this chick who this thread is melting down over?

Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 10:12 am to
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melting down over?


No one is melting here.
Posted by TooFyeToFly
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 10:22 am to
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I never much care about cinamatic trailers, but is this chick who this thread is melting down over?


The snowflake crowd is quick to assemble.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 11:23 am to
quote:

No one is melting here.

Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 11:34 am to
It's a simple algorithm.

Take the female character. If the odds of her saying yes to a date with them goes from 0% to 10.....maybe 15%, that's bad game design.
Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

It's a simple algorithm. Take the female character. If the odds of her saying yes to a date with them goes from 0% to 10.....maybe 15%, that's bad game design.

It just really threw me. I fired up the video expecting a bridge troll, only to see a woman who, while a touch cartoony as far as art direction, would absolutely have most of the men on this thread walking across the room to talk to her if she gave them “that look”
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:37 pm to
quote:


It's a simple algorithm.

Take the female character. If the odds of her saying yes to a date with them goes from 0% to 10.....maybe 15%, that's bad game design.


I find it amusing that all I did was post a trailer about the sequel to a popular survival game, and the FIRST reply was whether or not the person in the trailer was frickable.
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:21 pm to
Yes. Just pointing out that these companies are making games for no one.
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:22 pm to
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would absolutely have most of the men on this thread walking across the room to talk to her if she gave them “that look”


How would anyone know which way she's looking?

And no, I'd never give a chick who looks like that a second thought.
Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:24 pm to
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How would anyone know which way she's looking? And no, I'd never give a chick who looks like that a second thought.

Are you making up that she’s cross-eyed now or something?
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

I'd never give a chick who looks like that a second thought.


that's considerate of you
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

all I did was post a trailer about the sequel to a popular survival game, and the FIRST reply was whether or not the person in the trailer was frickable.


Posted by imjustafatkid
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Member since Dec 2011
62814 posts
Posted on 10/20/24 at 2:39 pm to
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Are you making up that she’s cross-eyed now or something?


Are we seeing the same video?

It's like you guys are blind or something. Y'all have incredibly low standards, clearly. I keep trying to find something appealing about this character, and it just ain't there.

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This post was edited on 10/20/24 at 2:40 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 2:41 pm to
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