re: Banking Sinking Faster Than Gov Can Bail

Colonel, I dont have any FRNs. If I was forced to take a position in FRNs I would short them...way outta the money. I am long gold, short GE. Gave up GE position too early but am going to short it again. I will short dollar as soon as my crystal ball is returned from the repair shop.

I have requested the forms from the government that are required for submission prior to becoming a bank. I need some TARP money to start my own hedge fund. I have already picked a name...'All Shorts' subheading 'If you are shorter than us you are breaking more CFTC rules than we are'...