re: Is transgenderism any different than imagining that you’re a horse?

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an arsehole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick arseholes - arseholes who just want to shite on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can frick an arsehole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they frick too much, or frick when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shite that they become arseholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from arseholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us frick this arsehole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shite.