re: Things Never Thought Would Happen for $1000,Alex: “Scheffler going to jail.”

For those who are unfamiliar with the operations of large, unionized city police departments, I can pretty much guarantee the worst that happens to the idiot cop who arrested him is a light slap on the wrist. The union will say he did nothing wrong and the police department won't fight the union. LMPD will publicly apologize, say they're investigating, and hope it dies.

Add this incident to a long list of retard cops getting their ego bruised and creating a massive issue for their city, state, or even country. There are guys like Officer Bryan Gillis in every police department, and they're all hated by coworkers, but nothing can be done because they're protected. Gillis is so fricking stupid he ruined what is probably a very easy and well-paying extra-duty job, and the number one rule of working extra-duty jobs is don't piss off the people paying you.

I'd be shocked if Louisville ever sees another PGA event.