re: i really want to know the history between this woman and this chicken

This is funny. Just yesterday I went to my dad's and he said I need a favor. I need you to catch and hold that fricking rooster. I will be right back.
I grabbed a net, caught that mean fricker and my dad showed up with a fricking grinder. He proceeded to cut off the spurs of the fricking rooster with the grinder. He said I am tired of getting spurred by that motherfricker. He showed me a hole in his jeans from the rooster from earlier.