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re: Top roasts of all time

Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:57 pm to
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The Charlie Sheen one was another good one, as was Donald Trump. Each of those featured Anthony Jeselnik. - who became my favorite roaster.


Anthony Jesselnik’s life was saved that night with Mike Tyson with Comedy Central not allowing him to go after him as hard as he could. Like this one:

“I think Mike Tyson’s biggest problem is that he didn’t have a strong male role model growing up. Mike’s dad walked out on the family very early on… after Mike raped him.”

And this with the smartest and most brutal joke of the night:

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Mike Tyson, I love you. You’re my favorite boxer of all time. I don’t want to even stand up here and make fun of you. Besides, what can you say about Mike Tyson that wasn’t already the title of a Richard Pryor album?


Richard Pryor’s Discography

And only Patrice got the joke which made it that much better.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/10/24 at 7:07 pm to
And can’t believe this one hasn’t been mentioned yet, which is probably the most brutal roast insult of all time courtesy of Jeff Ross:

“How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?”
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