re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

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That did not stop things from progressing. Found out it was that time o' the month and ended up getting the worst level of hookup available. And woke up to find out she wet the bed and I had to buy a new mattress. A regrettable experience.

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I had once who I picked up at the bar and I was on a dry spell and wanted sex badly, found out she was on the rag. I said I don’t care but her crazy arse demanded that if I wanted it so bad I had to pull the tampon out with my teeth. I think she figured I wouldn’t do it. But I did. Alcohol and determination overruled it all

Of course her name was Tiffany too

Saw her months later at same bar and I was dancing with a chick and she broke a bottle on the bar and threatened to cut me