re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

I’ll be as rated G as I can… older woman from Tinder came to my house, never met her, she didn’t look like her pictures, not hot at all, but I was drunk, so I didn’t care. We got down to business, and let’s just say we “tried something slightly adventurous” that ended in an “accident” she had of “brown” proportions and I had to wash myself off in the bathroom.

Then she went to the bathroom to clean herself off. We didn’t acknowledge what just happened, she just left and we said bye. Didn’t say a word outside of that.

The worst part was when I went back to the bathroom later and found she hadn’t even flushed the toilet after wiping and discarding.

I will never be that “adventurous” again and I don’t care who it’s with.