re: What’s the craziest story you’ve heard of a couple breaking up?

Friend of mine (oilfield salesman) was on his fourth wife and she found out he was cheating on her. After a weekend of entertaining clients, he gets home late one night, and as soon as he walks thru the door, she shoots him in the gut with a .22.

She claims it was an accident and told the cops she thought he was an "intruder". No charges were filed and she was released.

After 2 weeks in the hospital he's released and heads home, (she never once visited him in the hospital). He walks into the kitchen and she is loading her brand new .45!

My friend told me that when he saw that .45, he turned around and walked to the bedroom, packed as much of his shite that he could carry, and got the frick out of there!

The next day he filed for his fourth divorce.

Crazy S.O.B. was on his seventh wife when cancer finally got him.