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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?
Posted on 3/27/24 at 2:53 pm to concrete_tiger
Posted on 3/27/24 at 2:53 pm to concrete_tiger
"The other day I saw a wino eating grapes. I said to him, "Dude, you've gotta wait."
"Escalator Temporarily Stairs"
"Escalator Temporarily Stairs"
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 3:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
My fake plant died because I forgot to pretend to water it.
I have an oscillating fan at my house. It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!
From that 70's show:
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
You have both of your legs
Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
I have an oscillating fan at my house. It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!
From that 70's show:
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
You have both of your legs
Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
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