re: Huge Fight at Fred's...UPDATE: Arrest made

The key to avoiding a fight is intimidation. If you’re on the verge of fisticuffs, immediately start taking off your pants. This signals to your opponent that you are an experienced fighter that knows the importance of flexibility and your legs will not be restricted by unnecessary clothing. There’s also the implications. At this point, your opponent will acknowledge your superiority and backdown. However, in the highly unlikely situation that your opponent responds by removing his pants, you must realize you are now in what Oldmanbeasley calls the danger zone and must prepare for all out weirdness.