Ever hear of the "My Dad Wrote A Porno" Podcast?

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We've been listening to it on road trips and it's bizarrely side splitting.

So the caster's 60 something father decides out the blue he's going to write erotica, and what he's produced (at least what I've listened to so far) is...something else.

Imagine, if you will, that someone with seemingly no grasp of plot, continuity, anatomy, biology, or sex in general wrote a series of erotic novels. His paragraphs have little rhyme or reason, with sentences that run too long, or not long enough, or sometimes just stop short out of-.

Imagine if OweO wrote porn.


The way he describes bodies and sex makes you wonder if he has indeed had any (despite the fact that his son is reading it)

"She Draped her breasts over Belinda."

"Her nipples were like bolts as they scraped her body."

"He grabbed her cervix"

It's a hoot. There's an HBO special of it as well.

It doesn't seem like something that would be as hilarious as it is but...it works.

Anyone else listen to it? Give it a shot



ETA: oh also the whole backdrop is she's in sales and marketing at Steeles Pots and Pans.

So he'll throw in bits of business jargon as well. It will leave you going "what the frick!?"