re: If the travel baller in your life has a birthday coming up

oh shite, you mean this ISN'T a parody??

Full disclosure: my son plays travel ball, but for a team out of Memorial (Houston, TX). Its more like, "William's dad can fly the team to a tournament in Cali on his private jet" and less Braxton, Jayden, and Gunner...

True story, I flew Southwest to Omaha last year with my son for the CWS. Husband couldn't make it because he had work until Saturday. Another dad offered to send the plane back for him. I flew Southwest because of their free baggage policy and struggled to act like people offer rides on their PJ's everyday.

Its a sight to behold, but in an entirely different way.