re: If the travel baller in your life has a birthday coming up

Travel ball moms tend to be status conscious dullards who give their kids stupid names. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of hot ones. But these women are pretty basic.

Travel ball dads are typically living vicariously through their kids, and/or delusional about said kid's athletic ability. And they are cucks for going along with the stupid names their wives gave the kids.