re: Anybody else watch Louisiana Law or Lone Star Law?

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How pissed off you get when you’re shitting sideways from eating bad oysters?

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This guy's oysters weren't baking in the sun all day, nor were they covered in bird crap, if any. They were as fresh caught as oysters can get, getting boarded while he's tonging.

A little discretion from the agents would have sufficed. Maybe they had to abandon common sense to put on a show for the TV cameras, I dunno. There was no need to trash all those oysters in that particular situation.