re: Drunk chick tells boyfriend she wants to sleep with Barry Sanders

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That chick is already banging black dudes I guarantee it.

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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.

Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”