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re: Antisemitism in BR healthcare
Posted on 2/19/24 at 8:23 am to fr33manator
Posted on 2/19/24 at 8:23 am to fr33manator
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quote: Boudrouxstein
I think you'll find it was Thibedeauxberg
So Boudreauxstein and Thibedeauxberg were hungry for crawfish. But due to it being too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry and because of the war, they could not afford it.
So Boudreauxstein had an idea. He said "Hey Thibedeauxberg ! You know that old wishing well! Let's go get all the coins at the bottom and we'll have enough money for crawfish!
So they went, but meth heads had already cleaned it out. All but the pennies. But Boudreauxstein and Thibedeauxberg picked them all up and divided them up equally...but there was one left over. Well, Boudreauxstein grabbed it and said "it's mine!". Then Thibedeauxberg grabbed the other end and said, "not on your life!"
And they pulled and pulled until they had pulled it into a copper wire. Then Boudreauxstein said "Hey, if we pull all of these into wire we can sell it down at the scrap yard for way more than pennies!"
So they did. They got them a nice bit of money too...then invested it in sensible, medium yield mutual funds. Then years later, they had enough money to buy some crawfish.
They had 100 dollars. Enough for two pounds.
So Boudreauxstein got his pile...
And Thibedeauxberg got his pile...
And they looked down...
And said..."shite...we're Jewish."
This post was edited on 2/19/24 at 8:53 am
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